*The At Story*
Once upon a time in the meadows…there was … a … cat
with a cravat plus its vat
The cat in the meadow sat
It had just eaten a … rat
seated on a mat
Oh shit it was so full of fat
That the cat
almost spat
the rat
full of fat
in a hat
in which there was a bat
which was being given a pat
by the savat
*Sur l’air de la terre de la mere!*
Il n’a qu’un but Ramgoolam
In ne veut que du Macarena
Il nous a promis
Beaucoup de partouzes
Mais Maurice est foutue
Kadress Pillay
Et Deerpalsingh
Sont cons, sont laids et sont vicieux
Rendez nous
Notre Honorable Prince Charles
Sinon Maurice est foutue
*To the tune of the land of the mother*
Ramgoolam only has one aim
He only wants Macarena
He has promised
That we’d have a lot of orgies
But Mauritius is hopeless
Kadress Pillay
And Deerpalsingh
Are dumb, are ugly and are vicious
Give us back
Our Honourable Prince Charles
Or else Mauritius will be hopeless