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Announcement from the Jewish Burial Society Spokesman's Office: Due to Annual Vacation of the Jewish Burial Society's GraveDiggers , Physicians and Paramedics are kindly requested to do their best to prevent Pts from dying between the dates of 12 - 30 of June. |
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One night , you hear the dispatcher calling on the Radio: "Doc 34 , Doc 34 , Return to the station Please .......you forgot your Radio here...." |
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No Avail , the Paramedic was trying to convinced the injured Drunker to agree to be transported to the Hospital. Paramedic: Are you coming with us or not ? Drunker: Okkkaaayy , I will.........But in One Con...Con....Condition: - That I'm driving ! |
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A well known Physician , arriving a Corpse , lifting its left hand and leave. "It is CVA" diagnosed the Doc. The amused Paramedic - raised the Corpse's right hand and left. The surprised Doc - in Once in a Life-Time Lightning - came up with his brilliant new Diagnosis: "It is Bi-lateral CVA" !!! Both Corpse and Doc are doing Okay ! |
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To Paramedic Shimon ! Attantion Please - You are authorized (like you did yesterday) to Defibrillate a pt with VT But NOT to Defibrillate with him the EMT !!! |
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In one of the bad MVA up north , the gound team's commander asked for an Air Ambulance. When he saw the Chopper circled above the scene , he asked the dispatcher to lead the pilot the direction: "Tell him to make a turn on the First road-junction to the right and on the seconed crossroad to the left...... |
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Approximately 5:00 AM , The ALS team arriving the base station , after two suicide's death cases. The Paramedic ran to the toilets due to his good appetite ..... On the same time , entered the station a man , stood infront of the dispatch center room, Aimed a gun to his head , and shot himself to death. The Brave Paramedic heard the shot gun , pulled his pants up , drew his own gun and went out the toilets bending and looking to check what happend. At the same moment , as he used to do every morning , arrived the station's storehouse in charge. He looked at the decease , then shouted the Paramedic: "Why? ......Why did you shot him?" "Are you disturbed ? Why to shoot people" ? Now , try to explain him , that you were in the toilets........ |
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MICU's team was dispatched to a Susp. Pulmonary Edema pt. When the door was opened , the living room seemed like one of the Hitchekoc's films episode. The pt is sitting in an armchair , sink in blood from head to toes. The Carpet , the floor , the armchair were floating in blood too.... On the Table , were 3 coffee cups full with blood. Around the Hipovolemic pt , jumping an old man (seems like 147 y/o...) wearing a gown longer then his own height , his hands are blood-stained up to his elbows , holding a razor in one hand and a cup full of blood in the other.....
According to the 147 y/o honorable Doc - he was the head of the ICU in Russia in 1934 , and he is providing the pt. the "blood draining" treatment - as acceptable - only because leck of proper equipment , he performed few transverse cuts on the pt's wrists and the inner part of the albows.....and collected the blood into cups of coffee....... * Once Again - Despite the devoted treatment - the pt was saved !!! |
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A Doc , from the same Medicine Faculty of the doc in the last story - diagnosed that his wife suffered attack of Rapid Atrial Fibrillation of app. 170 / min. At once - he provide her - an ACLS care - according the Algorhithm of the Grimm Brothers: 1 mg Epinephrin & 1 mg of Atropine , both administered - S.Cutan..... And if that is not an Excellent Example for an Happy Marriage life - so what is ??? |
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MICU = Mad's Intensive Care Unit PT = Potential Troublemaker |
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To Be Continued.... |
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Paramedic Neomi Zvi - Jan 2000 |
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