|
the
following is an abridged history of SNYABLES.com. all information was
painstakingly researched by three drunken bums from off the street. the
history itself goes back to the creation of SNYABLES.com and goes all the
way to the present. the three drunken bums are currently working night and
day to make a more complete history that they hope may be sold someday as a
classic nonfiction book. we don’t think this is possible, but don’t tell
them. thank you.
THE HISTORY of SNYABLES.com
SNYABLES.com was started in the late 20th
century by two aristocratic bums named trevor (ADLFII) and nate (of the
DOGGS) who would wander around for days on end in malls with golf clubs
saying “gadzooks.” when SNYABLES.com was created, they devoted their time
to skating, walking the mall with golf clubs and saying “gadzooks,” blowing
stuff up, making long pointless home videos, and acting like drunken, stoned
bums. while engaged in these activites, they made a discovery. they named it
“death”, the process that occurs before you die. unfortunately; they were
simultaneously killed by their own discovery. trevor (ADLFII) jumped off the
worlds highest bridge while nate (of the DOGGS) was blown into several
thousand small pieces by high tech, experimental, top-secret cherry bombs.
their coffins were lain side by side but unfortunately the funeraly was
crashed by a bum off the streets...we'll call him jose lopez. he incinerated
one casket (trevor's (ADLFII)) and kicked the other's (nate's (of the DOGGS))
into the sea where it sunk and remains lost to this day. unfortunately, jose
escaped. our sources tell us he may be attempting to escape into canada, but
the date is still unsure. meanwhile, trevor (ADLFIII) and nate (of the DOGGS)
(the descendants of trevor (ADLFII) and nate (of the DOGGS) honored the
memory of their ancestors by keeping this site alive. both have experienced
death several times, but because of modern medicine, have never died.
this last sentence is dedicated in memory of
trevor (ADLFII) and nate (of the DOGGS). help us keep their memories alive
by sending generous donations of money, land, and expensive cars to us. |