| This is a picture of my Buddy Tim |
| Things that make Tim Tall: He towers over tall people He can reach the top of skyscrappers when he stretches Lumberjacks yell "Timber" when he falls He's actually a giant I've heard that he sleeps on a rack He has to duck in order to breath oxygen instead of ozone Head doesn't fit on the picture at the right. |
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| This is my big buddy Tim. He's really tall. Here is a picture he gave me. I don't really know the story behind the picture. He probably sent it to me after seeing the picture of TYSON on my page. Maybe one day I'll make an incriminating picture gallery. Or maybe not. I don't really know why his pants are down. Nate's Hypothesis of what this picture is about: Tim was standing somewhere unaware of what would soon happen. Then one of his friends pantsed him while the other snapped a photo. Tim, with his lightening quick reflexes was able to flip the bird before the photo was taken. This senario explains the squinty "what-the-hell-just-happened" look in his eyes. See that huge bracelet on his right arm? Yeah, he always wears it. I think it's cool. It's big wooden beads of different natural wood colors. It must have some meaning to him, because he always wears it. |