| This is my friend, Doug Babcock |
| This is Doug Babcock. Not only is he really cool, he is the smartest man ever. No really. My friends and I can be talking about anything and Doug will say something that will just blow everyone's mind. I met Doug in my Health class and we became friends in AP Physics class. Doug is the latest addition to my group of friends. It amazes me that he has time to hang out with us. I'm surprized that everyone doesn't want to hang out with him. He fits in really well. He wasn't too good at frisbe at first, but his skills have improved greatly. (My friends play a lot of frisbe) He is a really good Dungeons and Dragons player too. I've never seen anyone play a nervous, unsure character as well as him. It's really hard to talk in a believable stutter, but Doug is the man. |
| Things that Doug could do because he is so Smart: If Doug needed money he could rob a bank and not get caught. If the world asked he could Invent a non-polluting cheap abundant energy source If he were attacked by rabid wolverines he could convince them to not only spare his life but find a balogna sandwich and bring it to him. If Doug wanted to, he could manipulate the public and become supreme dictator of the world. This would be the most prosperous time the world has ever had, because Doug is just that damn smart. |
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| Doug is a communist. At our school we say the pledge of allegence second hour. Now, I used to be the only person that would say the words along with the voice on the announcements. I did it that way because that's the way we did it way back in elementary school. Anyway, I have second hour with Doug, and he doesn't even stand during the pledge or acknowledge it in any way. When Scott and I questioned him about it, Doug gave us this really long explination about patriotism and stuff. Since then Doug has Successfully converted both me and Scott into communists. We no longer stand during the pledge, and nobody says the words with the voice on the announcments. |
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| Click Here to Go To Doug's Site (it's not really impressive, but Doug is so smart that he could make it really cool if he wanted to. |
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| Doug is God Douglas Babcock = Doug (nickname therom) Doug = Doug Day (every Doug has his day) Doug Day = D-Day (abbreviation therom) D-Day = Normandie Invasion (historical fact) Normandie Invasion = Operation Overlord (Codename Therom) Operation Overlord = O'lord (abbreviation therom) O'lord = My lord (Exchange of insignificant words therom) My lord = God (Church lingo therom) |