A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
� Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
� Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it!
� Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump!
� Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
� Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A: They can't keep their calves together!
� Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, and SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
� Q: Why are there lipstick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!
� Q: Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
� Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.
� Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!
� Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
� Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that was found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the winter".
� Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
� Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
� Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A: A blonde parade.
� Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
� Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
