A: The blonde works in the dark!
� Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
� Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
� Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
� Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
� Q: What do a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
� Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
� Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave
� Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
� Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blowjobs literally.
� Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
� Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
� Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
