A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
� Q: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
� Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip-read.
� Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
� Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow-dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
� Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.
� Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
� Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
� Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
� Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
� Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
� Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!
� Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
� Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.
� Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
� Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
� Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
