Q: If you were any fruit, what would you be?
A: Uhm.. deng what a weird ass question. LoLs.. But I guess I'd have to say.. a mango?! True FiLo pride right there. But honestly..who'd wanna be a fruit?? LoLs.. iD rather be a dessert. **slobbers** Yum!! =�
Q: What is your pet-peeve?
A: I gots a shitload of pet peeves. But to list a couple, I'd have to say "backstabbers" and "liars". Mang, they be gettin on my nervez! It's hard to find true friends these dayz. FuH sHo! Also.. pity seekers be gettin on mai nerves too. iTs like they can't get enough attention..
Also.. uhm.. iD have to shay wanna-BeS as well. Jusz be yourself! Don't gotta fit in to make peepos like you. And if a person feels that way around their friends.. then they must not be true friends.
1. When you get all undressed and climb into the bathtub after a long day and the phone rings.
2. When you had a really bad day and you're driving behind a school bus that seems to stop after every block and the kids in the back are makin faces at you.
3. Parents who abandon their children.. physically.. emotionally.. or financially.
4. Advertisements around dinner for medicines or diarrhea! O_o Makes you lose your appetite foe sho! LoLs!
5. Peepos who don't flush the toilet. These peepos surely flush at home, why not flush at school, work, or any other public places?! It's just so F'in nasty mang!
6. Peepos who call you and demand, "Who's This?!" Mang.. makes you wanna bust a cap in their asses! I mean.. why da heyl would they ask a gay ass question like that when they're the one's who called?! Gosh peepos..THINK!
7. Peepos who love to blame something or someone else for their own lapses of responsibilty... A very sad story: A man was suing a lawn dart company because one went through his son's head while he was playing wit it. Could the man not have looked at the lawn dart and said "Ooh! Sharp and pointy! Wowsers.. Dangerous!" Does the box really need to say this?? Apparently so.. LoLs!
8. Long waits in the "fast food" drive-thru lines! Goshers.. even worse.. getting home and discovering your order is either wrong or incomplete.. O_o
9. Peepos who decide to mill around outside of exits. Have yall ever noticed how when peepos are leabing the theater or gettin off an airplane or shumthin.. how they'll stride right throught the doorway.. den all of a sudden stop just a foot beyond to search for keys.. friends.. inspiration.. or whutever?!? inevitably.. hold up everyone behind.. And den they wonder why peepos shove them.. LoLs!
10. Ok.. a new movie comes out! Yay! But whuts this? They have some wacked title? I hate it when they be naming movies like "Superman: The Movie".. Why in da heyl does a MOVIE need the words "The Movie" in the title?! We all knoe its a movie gosh darn it! LoLs!
11. Job Hunting! Nuff said. Ack! O_O Goshers.. iM officially "job-less".. Mang.. i need shum mad cash flow khummin mai way rite about now..
Q: What qualities do you admire in a person?
A: Confidence.. Most definitely. Guhs and boiz alike got to be confident in themselves in order to get my attention and respect. Jusz as long as they don't take it to their head where it gets to the point where peepos see you as a conceited heffa! LoLs! Nahs.. but otherwise, keep that confidence hella ups!
Also.. I admire those who aren't afraid to step out of the norm and BE SOMEBODY everybody is NOT.. its good to be different.. and being able to hold your composure at the same time is a big plus!
Q: What qualities do you disapprove of in a person?
A: Playas. Too many gay ass peepos playin that game and just leaves the person that GOT played in the dust. All I gots to say to them peepos is not to worry about it. Obviously, the person who played them wasn't the one for them.. and to keep lookin for that special someone.. cause he/she is out there.
Q: What quality do you possess that sets you apart from others?
A: Well.. I tend to be VERY shy at first glance. But once I get to know the person and feel comfortable around their company, then I can be one WEIRD chick. Frills! iM crazy if I get down to it. I'm what you call "different" from most girls.. mostly cause I DARE to be different. I'm a pretty calm person.. not bitchy ((unless you do something that makes me one.. ^_^)) and I tend to try to avoid confrontations and worthless arguments. So I guess that makes me a NON-drama queen.. right?
Q: If you were stuck on an island and could bring one item, what would it be?
A: Um.. hm.. gee.. I don't know..maybe a BOAT?! DURH! Mang..for all of you peepos who doesn't list that as an item to bring with them.. then all I gots to say is.. "What the hell is you be smokin foo?!" LoLs! Nahs.. i wHuBs YeW! =� hehe
Q: Would u rather love someone or be loved?
A: Hm.. *snatches a pencil from your nosy self.. yes you.. who's reading this right now.. and bubbles in C* Yup yup! *hands you back your icky pencil* Both A and B of course! I'd rather have both. I want to someday love someone and of course have that person share the same feelings I do for them. Gosh! It's only fair right?! Cause what's love if it aint bein shared between two individuals?! Yah feel me on this? I mean, its not koo havin one person do ALL of the lovin and the other person giving them like 0% love back. Where's the fun in that?! Besides, it feels good being "loved" in return and knowing that you're being thought of by the person you love and cherish. *sniffles* But yeah.. moving right along.. ^_^;
Q: If tomorrow was your last day to live, what would you do?
A: Mang.. iVe been reading a lot of spotlights (mostly the guys) and I know for sure that I'm not going to be going around fucking every girl (or GUY in my case) that I see. Mang.. that's just messed up frills! iD just spend it with all of my family and other loved ones.
Q: What certain quality don�t you possess, but wish you did?
A: EX-RAY VISION!! That would be the shit yo! LoLs! Like for example.. iF a guy told me that he had a 20 inch dick (of course I'd know that he was lying already.. LoLs!) i could use my ex-ray vision powers to see his 1 inch dick. LoLs!! I'd make fun of his ass foe life! But of course, I want an "on-off" button installed in this mug.. khuz i dun wanna be seein naked guhz or OLD men! aHHHHs!! The horror! I'd be blinded for life! O_o! LoLs!
And also, have you ever watched the movie "What Women Want"?? Welps.. i want the same power that Mel Gibson had in the movie, except it'll be "What Men Want". Cause damn! You guys are just SO hard to figure out sometimes! And you talk about US girls?! Gosh.. LoLs! And this way, I can find out what guys are thinking so that I'll always know what's going on and be able to prepare myself before I get burned..
Q: When was the most courageous moment in your life?
A: Aint got any.. iM always being my vagina (aka a pussy). HaHaHaHaHa!! iM a skurred ass biatch! But.. i guess one of my most courageous moments was when i asked this guy that i used to like out.. Mang.. i have to give guys big props when it comes to asking guhz owt.. khuz da pressure mang.. iTs so.. *shudders* intense!! LoLs.. But luckily.. he didn't turn mee down..and we dated for a while. But it didn't work out. He was too.. immature? iono.. but something about me and him didn't click in my mind sho i broke iT up. But we still talk though and we've became like the bestest of friends..
Q: When was the most embarrassing moment in your life?
A: Too many.. yah think imma actually list all of them where everyone can read them?! Daym.. you is one crazy bastard! LoLs! Mang.. But.. this isn't my MOST embarrassing moment, but its all that I can think of at the moment.. But I remember this one time when I was still dating one of my exs (this dude named Jose), and we were both walking in the food court at the mall, and this little kid spilled his drink. Well, I was wearing these high heels..and I slipped! *cries!* It was SO embarrassing! Luckily, he didn't laugh. He just helped mee back up and scolded the kid to be careful next time. LoLs! Looking back on it, it's actually very funny. But that sure isn't something I want to re-live again..
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