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Laric Speaks

Nightal 22

Words of Wisdom
By Laric Llewellyn

When it's cold outside, and the only thing keeping you warm in your bed is the proximity of a fine woman, don't, under any circumstances ask her if she has, of late, become "softer" around the edges.

Never ever challenge a man in a pink shirt and white, puffy pants and sandals to a drinking contest. He is a monk and will therefore beat you at said contest.
Addendum: Don't cheat either for he will beat you in other ways as well.

When the large inebriated half-orc with cudgel requests a song that you don't know, don't say "I don't know" and move on. Instead say, "Right away" and make something up.

Okay, so there's a brief glimpse into the last three days of my life.

Yeah .. yeah ... there's something new in the book. Whatever.

I'm cold, severely hung-over, and nursing nearly broken nose. I'm going to bed.

Laric Llewellyn, Slightly Older and Much Wiser Bard,
Balder's Gate

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