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| SAN DIEGO. Calendar Girl, the super model/hero able to shoot down onlookers with a single icey stare, has been attributed with yet another daring escapade! |
| I can think of only two things for which there is no replacement: 1) A good shower 2) Good sex (Thanks to modern conveniences and a competent boyfriend, I enjoy both.) |
| CALENDAR GIRL RETURNS! |
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| Okay. Either you are from a third world country, you do not appreciate the marvels of good hygiene, or else you have only ever had bad sex/no sex at all. Whatever the case, odds stand that you are a smelly loser. |
| Never fear! Calendar Girl has kindly written out a checklist so you can know with certainty! |
| CALENDAR GIRL SAYS |
| DISAGREE? |
| UNSURE? |
| The triumphant hero is welcomed home |
| Sites Calendar Girl endorses: |
| Need the company of a super model/hero? Too bad, settle with writing to one |
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| Innocent people have been brainwashed by this website |
| Calendar Girl Bears All |
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| Calendar Girl's brand new South Park-styled comic! The Adventures of Calendar Girl and the Church of Selectivity |