| Marje & Michelle BFF |
| Funny Stuff * The Concert from Hell ~ AF, MD, & Enrique hitting the High C ~"Why would MD say you were easy?" ~ JG sitting on MD ~ Frolicking in the hallway w/Mr. Sup ~ Eye spy: "Is it on MD?" * The Mexican and the Neighbor's Daughter ~ Dirt on the walls, stuff under the mattress ~ Safes behind the ugly art * Greenheads (aka Spawn of Satan) ~ Bzzt * Demented child attacks sunburn ~ "Eeeeahh!" * Bouncie balls revenge * Lobster red * Trolli Gummi Octupi * Rattling blinds * Anne, I mean Amy (JL, Jr.) * "$5 to hit on the ugly man!" * Remedial cable * 2 AM Revelations ~ Tony Danza ~ Fish catching ~ DM in chic jeans: butt out, literally ~ Barbie & Ken (aka Stone Cold) bronzing ~ Beatings in the Fields of Grey -- "He ripped off Sting...the bastard!" * "There's F. Lane!" "I have no idea what you're talking about!" * "I have to push it?" "Is there a string?" * Chocolate marshmallow malt-- milkshake * "Mommy!" (Rejected then accepted) * Are you the mole?" * My forever lost purse * "Don't touch me! Jesus Christ!" * Mr. Lumpy * "That's his sister." @ Welshie's & the beach "Why is he appyling sunscreen like that?" * Screnci's ~ Jungle Book pic & abusive bf * Kung Fu grip on the dulce de leche cheesecake * "If I see someone I know, this bag is going in the street." * Painful interrogation techniques * Me: "WTF is that in the window?" Mel: "I think...it's your grandpa." * SPECIAL CAMP! * "R-to tha-B-O!" ~ "Mr. Weber, Mr. Weber!" |
| Quotes * Me: "I've just delayed the inevitable." * Me: "Gotta root for the home team-- go white!" Mel: "They're all old and ugly!" Me: "Gotta root for the youngins-- go blue!" Mel: "Were you guys playing Bingo?" Me: "Oh yeah, B-I-N-G-O." * Mel: "Constant supervision? You need a child leash." Me: "If she dies, you know nothing." * Me: "That was guy was staring at your butt." Mel: "But I don't have a butt..." Me: "Apparently, he was trying to find one." Me: "Do you know the capital of Kentucky?" Mel: "Tallahassee?" Mel: "Hey Em, watch any G movies this weekend?" |
| Movie Magic * Pausing through Gosford Park: SHUT UP! ~ Frizzie, Scottie Hottie, Cheating Hubby, Depressed Wife, Redhead, Dog Kicker, Gay Filmaker, Pianist, Old Biddy, Old Man, Nervy Man, Orphan Son, & Big Bertha * On Meet Joe Black... Me: "The best part is when Brad gets hit by the bus." Mel: "Wait, Anthony Hopkins dies?" Me: "That's the whole point!" * On Get Over It....(aka Mason on film) ~ "Projectionnnnn, Mr. Burke!" "Thank you for not showering." "Sing first, read later." ~ Paddy's cameo as Little Steve ("So Fascist, Fascist!" a future gay disco hit) ~ David's cameo: "I am Doctor Forest Oates' special friend! This is my theater!" ~ "Nice trick, Landers." |
| * Pearls of Wisdom....* ~ "Flusher! Water waster!" ~ Wallet, keys, brain? ~ "Something, something Les Enfants." ~ "I'm not jealous." ~ "We like Mike better." ~ "Pequeno!" * Mel: "You call him Seannigan?" Me: "It was once Seanhaagen." Mel: "You alphabetize your DVDs!" Sean: "Yeah. So what?" Me: "Melissa wants to succeed Martha Stewart. She's finally found someone else who is as anal as she is." * Q-tips, CVS, Monty Pithon, bruises Me: *High-pitched screech* Sean: "She's gone ultrasonic. Dogs are barking." * Mel (as "dead" Cleopatra): "Push the red button...." Me (behind camera): "I don't see the red button." Gram: "Why are you touching the red button?" * Me: "You could be Mrs. Mel Gibson, literally." Mel: "I could name all my children 'Mel's." * Tim: "What happened to your face?" Me: "It's painted for the Pep Rally." * Mel's Mom: "Mr. Halter is cute." Me: "So, he was impressed w/Mel?" Mel's Mom: "Mr. McFarland is cute too." Mel: "Ewww Mom!!!" * Mel: "You could never be a sportswriter. You probably think there are quarterbacks in soccer and would try to stop football players from tackling." |