| Melissa (aka: Missy, Mel, Melly, Melon, Melvin) Thanks for always being such a wonderful friend and listening to me when I needed someone to whine at... which is practically 24/7! |
| Inside Jokes * Do you have any iced tea? (Where's the lemon?) * 911 for Noise Complaints in Sea Isle (Gray hair!?) * "Dude!" * "Homey G, you be funked!" * Lovey & Thurston (a.k.a. JV and SR) * Chasing Satan w/some dentures and a golf cart "One Way or Another" * My mom attacks my "future husband" (Sick!) * "I'd snap her legs like twigs..." * "SR is Evil...I'd drop a piano on her." * "I was at Salem County!" * Marilyn curls...3rd degree burns! * The Barbie Car (All the other memories I lack...) * Did you say, "Are you Jewish?" Rabbi Camden & Family * "You're a Christian!" * "His name is Rick? I had no idea." * "I knew your Aunt Betty lived in NJ!" "Uh, she lives in Pennsylvania." * The "Like" Bet w/ your Aunt Chris * "I am a white girl. I dance like a white girl." * "I hate U2...." "Don't make me pull over!" * The ON saga! "Christin Mulligan" "Maybe he'll leave you his pencil or his purple shirt." Plaid?! WTF? * "Troglodyte...wtf is that?" * "I was a garbage disposal ten seconds ago and now I am a parrot." * "Your mom is surrounded by lesbians. Save her!" * "I have a brain tumor." "If you had a brain tumor... the fork would be stuck to your head." * "You're the Replacement Laura!" * Bill breaks in and Adam hunts me in the Explorer! * Mr. Cleo's psychic episodes ~ "My son just got shot, now onto the weather." ~ "EWW" in a See-Thru Shirt...LOL! * "Line!" Maybe Latin men are attracted to legs... * "I see and know all." "Would that make you Mrs. Cleo?" "Hell no..." * "Where's Larry, the gender-confused Raven?" |
| Places & Events * Spagetti Thursdays! Your gmom rocks! * Brigantine: The Psychic, Gillan, Stranded on the Jetty Forgetting to pack ceratin articles...LOL! * Trio's Frozen Gnoochi French Dip w/o the Dip * "Want some roastbeef w/ that gravy?" * St. Anthony's Festival "She's the reason they don't let people wear the American Flag." * The Flower Market and The Dip Guy * R.I. P. Cheezmo |
| Movies & Music *Miss Congeniality "Gracie Lou Freebush!? My IQ just dropped 10 points!" * Cruel Intentions: Mrs. Sugarman; Freeze Frame "Unless you're married to Jesus..." * "A stern! Avast ye landlubbers!" LOL! * Milo & Sleepaway Camp The Horror Movie Hall of Shame * "It's not chocolate...it's Chocolat!" * "Smooth Criminal" So many Michael Jackson references... so little time! * "He Wasn't Man Enough" * "I Honestly Love You" * Medieval Carol Fantasy "Call-led! Counselor!" * Nelly Furtado's Mudmen in Skirts * Mary J. Blige is "crunked up" Crawfish and an Ashtray wig * Lumberman Joe of Nickelback * Brigadoon * "I've Got The Power" (That will never die...) * Clueless ~ "He's a disco dancing, Oscar Wilde reading, Striesand ticket-holding, Friend of Dorothy." * A Knights's Tale ~ It's called a lance! HELLO! ~ "Just go back to Hell with the rest of the Shapeshifters!" |