"That's going on the website!"
* Laughing, drinking the cider...
GAGGING
* Mall Madness
* Outburst Marathon
* The Jose "Ferrererer" Power Point
* "You like DMB, don't lie!"
* Talking to doors
* "My personal trainer!"
* Fighting over candy!
* Dessert? What?
* Window Washing Party
* "Who We Be"
Me: "OMG! I love the beat of this song!"
Mel: "You are too white to like DMX."
* "Troll Songs" by Jimmy Fallon
* Greg is gonna"Get the Party Started"
when he's crusing in the Mustang with Zog!
* "No, no, you're at the wrong house!"
* Me: "Is something burning?"
*Mel checks oven and shakes head.* "No."
*I check the microwave-- smoke billows out*
Me: "OMG! I set a picture of Lincoln on fire!"
* Tight-ass shorts & R-E-S-P-E-C-T @ Mr. PG
* Intense games of chess
* Carson Daly's dyslexic one painted pinkie
* The Ghetto Boys: "I wanna see who you is."
Mel: "How'd you know my name is You Is?"
Me: "Why? 'Cause she's a minor!"
Mel: "You fascist!"
* My Sixth Sense in Blockbuster
* Gotta have Elio's Pizza and Nerds Ropes!
* Christina's House
~ "Incest?!"
* Me: "Is that Richard Gere?"
Mel: "That's my boy, Richard Gere!"
* Cleopatra
* Gay Men in Center Stage
* Good morning, porn...LOL!
* "She ate my low fat cheese."
* Here on Earth in Espanol
~"Georgia Peaches..."
* America's Sweethearts
~ "Kiki, Kikins..."
~ "We go to *Hun*ket!"
~ "I can't even enjoy my *ch*ower."
* Legends of the Hidden Temple
* Martha Stewart:
~ Tells off the sushi man
~ Makes her own sprinkles
* Iron Chef
* Jeepers Creepers
~ "Daddy's little whore!"
Me: "OMG! That scene was so WRONG!"
Mel: "You didn't even see it."
* "Name that Movie"& "Six Degrees"
* Evolution
~ "IIIIRA!"
* Coyote Ugly
~ HOMOSEXUAL!
* Pretty Woman
~"Fifty bucks, grandpa,
for seventy-five, the wife can watch."
* The Wedding Planner
~ Teal, aka the color of gangrene = matrimonial sucide!
~ Mac & cheese
* Mel: "Sorry, I'm having cocktails with Osama bin Laden, then he is hanging his 97th wife, and we are having dinner with the President...just in case he chokes on another pretzel."
Me: "I guess you're busy then."
* Me: "Is she an Alto?"
Mel: "More like a tenor!"
* Me: "Obviously, you were bleached at birth!"
Mel: "Never dance in public...ever."
* Mel: "It was so...romantic."
Me: "He shoved snow down your shirt and
you made him sterile...so that's romantic?"
* Mel: "Well, you did call me from Kentucky..."
* I elbow her sharply*
My Mom: "What?!"
Mel: "I said...'Get a Wal-Mart phone card.' "
* Me: "I'm sorry, Mr. Gunther, but no one cares."
Mel: "Did he say his name is Camille?"
Me: "His name is Kahlil."
Mel: "His name is Shaquille?"
Me: "He's white. Kahlil."
Mel: "Chenille?"
Me: "K-A-H-L-I-L. He's not a sweater."
"Yes, let's go to Walllll-Marrrrrtttt! Yeehaw!
We can see all the hicks with no teeth!
Maybe we'll see corn pone Vanna White!"
My Response:
"Uh, your mom shops at Wal-Mart..."
Mel:
"I try to stop her from mingling with them! Her bug-eyed glasses are bad enough!"
w/The Bono Bird Noise *
More with... Mel III or Mel IV