If you're a CHiMP then you're at home now!!
Ok, so now only CHiMPS that Pickels enjoys in his company are here, I'd like to tell you a little about this site. Basically, this page is just some of the stuff I like such as bodybuilding, making fun of my friends, CHiMPS, links to some of the site I frequent(however good or bad), some nonsense stuff about me, and some Arnold pictures and links. Arnold is Numero Uno !!! I'll try to keep the quotes and recipies updated on time. If you've noticed the sounds are finally up so enjoy it you pussies.
So this is where Pickels puts his weekly mindless banter. I'll try to do updates on the weekends or whenever the hell I feel like. Next update:10/14/02, see ya then whiteboy !!
Sorry, I haven't updated all month. Pickels has been busy climbing trees and being distracted by shiny objects. My front page was down and I couln'd unphuk it to save my life. Well, CHiMPS are fast learners and I finally got it.
Sorry again.
Wesly Willis' Wise Words of the Week:
"Rock on London, Rock on Chicago. Heintz, It's America's favorite ketchup!!"
Exerpt from Primo's How to be a Man Handbook:
"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."
Jay-Jay's Monthly BodyBuilding Recipie: Chicken Cordon Blue:
Heroin Wings
Once you try these, you will understand the name - utterly, totally addictive! They are a bit messy and time consuming to make, but worth every minute, so stop whining!!
4 lbs. chicken wings
1/2 cup butter
1 cup grated parmesan cheese
2 tablespoons dried parsley
1 tablespoon dried oregano
1 teaspoons paprika
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon pepper
First, preheat the over to 350. Cut the wings up into drummettes (freeze the pointy tips for soup). Then combine the grated cheese and the seasonings. Line a shallow baking pan with foil. (do NOT omit this step, or you'll be scrubbing the pan come the 4th of July! or skip it if you're an asshole, but I told you so!!
Melt the butter in a shallow bowl or pan. Now: dip each drummette in butter, roll in the seasoned cheese, and arrange in the foil lined pan. Got that Meathead?? If not go back and have your girlfriend read it to you again. Bake for 1 hour at 350.
Kick yourself that you didn't make a double batch!! You will notice these have practically ZERO carbs!
Again, I'm an asshole and have no idea how much protein, fat, or carbs exactly is in each one but at least you're eating something that used to be alive, right?? Just read all the Nutrional 411 on all the packages to get a ballpark estimate.
Pickels' CD Hot Picks:
Big Tymers: Hood Rich. Just buy it. Its worth it. I usually reccomend downloading music but this is a good CD.
Music to Download: Too $hort's "Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, My Sack" This is his version on Khia's "My Neck, My Back." Definitely a better version. Pimp on.... Oh, it's not on CD, it's just a single from this summer so look for it on this album that comes out on Oct 30th.
Last Month's CD Picks:
Puffy's new one.. We Invented the Remix. I think all but 3 songs are really good. I like to pirate songs just as much as the next man but it's worth buying. There's a bunch of cool remixes (imagine that) on here... Ashanti "Unfoolish", Biggie "N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S.", Faith "You Gets No Love".
Also Cam'ron's "Come Home With Me". Still sounds like one of my cousins at times but, whatever, this cd is damn good. "Oh Boy", "Hey Ma", "Dead or Alive." Burn 'em first too see if ya like it. If you don't, I don't want to hear your whining "But Pickels said it was da bomb." This cd may not be forevery one, so don't say I didn't warn ya!!
Pickels Presidential Campaign
Come see Pickels' Picture Page Only @ mrpickels2000
July's "Drew is Gay Picture"
"Everyone You Hate At The Gym"**funny sheeeet.
Come see what "140 pounds of muscle" looks like, haha!!
The 411 on Pickels
Pages Pickels Likes (You Might Too) & Pickels' Download Page !!Check it out WhiteBoy!
MrPickels' Story Time
WIN A DATE WITH MR PICKELS!!
Misc videos of Jay-Jay.
Vote on KerBear207. Is she a fat troll or not?
My boyfriend is such an asshole....
Come see Pickels favorite pix of Arnold Schwarzenegger!!
Salso &Co. Take The Tour Dammit, It's Da Bombgimon!!
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Comments:= "Honey, you obviously got a great rack, but you should definately stop eating, like all together, and run, run, run, like youve never run before. Also there is stuff called Hydroxycut. Buy a bunch of bottles, and take like half a bottle a day and youll be the piece of ass you think you are in no time at all.
This is really for your own good. After you follow this diet, call me.
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