Your Email:

Your Age:

Your Measurements (X-X-X):

Your 2 Favorite types of music:

Sex?
Male, yes, I'm gay
Male, no thank you
Female, no, I hate CHiMPS
Female, yes please
Other

How often do you visit my web site?
Every day
Once per week
Once per month
Once per year
This is the first and last time

Do you know what the real Pickels looks like?
Yes
No

How many times a day to you think about Pickels?
Never
Once per week
A few time a day
At least every hour
When I masturbate

If you could choose only one of four first date options which would it be?
Dinner and a movie
Beers,shots and monkey love
Stricly casual sex
Dinner and drinks
Diner at chez Pickels and a video on the couch
Uh, Pickels, there's six choices here including this one

How do you prefer your CHiMPS?
Built like a gay jeans model
Muscular with a six-pack
Muscular with some flab
Fat bloated hippo
No preference
As ripped as a marathon runner
I'll take my CHiMP anyway I can get him

Pickels does something that annoys you. You do...?
Nip it in the butt and tell him
Ignore it as long as possible
Slap him and say "Cut it out!"
Complain about it to your friends behind his back and never mention it him
Tell him what bothers you, then have sex with him
Other

How tall are you?
4' to 4' 11"
5' to 5'4"
5'5" to 5'9"
5'10" to 6'2"
6'3" plus

What color is your hair?
Brown
Blonde
Like, uh, it's blonde
It's not my real hair, it's a weave
Redhead
Black
Porno blonde
Gothic black

Do you feel comfortable wearing skimpy shorts or short skirts to show off your legs?
Yes
No
Yes, if I lose 5 lbs
Yes, if I wasn't fat
I prefer to cover up as much as possible
I should stay in the house but I wear spandex anyway

Pickels is feeling frisky, you are not, what do you do?
Take one for the team and feign esctacy
Tell him where the lube is
Lie there and yawn
I'll be in the mood if I let him go down on me
Other

You are feeling frisky, Pickels isn't, what do you do?
Suck some blood into the banana and get it on
Hope you recharged those AAs
Go somewhere else for quality time
Wait until the morning
Work out your fingers
Other

You need milk and the store is 3 blocks away. You ...
Walk
I don't drink milk
Call somone else to get if
Drive there
Do without it
Other

Would you date Pickels even if you knew he was on probation?
Yes
Hell no
Maybe, if he's charming
Other

You fall in love Mr Pickels, you...
Tell him right away
Wait until he tells you
Fake it, just like the orgasms
Other

You work out...
3 to 5 times a week
Sometimes
Never
I don't but I'll try Pickels' Sexercise Program
Other

You work out you do...
Cardio
Weights
Both
None, I don't have self esteem

Is Drew gay?
Yes, I've seen enough
Yes, one can't get any more gay
Yes, I've seen him at Chumley's
Nope