Q.T.A.'S
* If there are 20,000 leagues under the sea and a picture is worth 10,000
words, how many leagues is a picture under the sea worth?
* If you had a face that could stop a thousand ships but could launch a
clock, would that make you handsome or ugly?
* What is the point of having a "Do not disturb" sign when the truth is,
nobody ever wants to be disturbed in the first place?
* Whenever someone is convinced that they don't snore, how do they know?
* If you lose a carton of milk, where would a picture of it show up?
* Why is it when you use a mop it's called mopping, but when you use a broom
you don't call it brooming?
* How much further will the leaning tower of Pisa lean until it finally tips
over completely? And how many unsuspecting tourists will be crushed to death
by it?
* When they first came out with no-stick glue, how did they know it worked?
* Why do they call it a sweater when you are expected to wear it in cold
weather and shiver in it instead of hot weather and sweat in it?
* Why do people who believe in reincarnation believe you should live life to
the fullest?
* What kind of basket do you go to Heaven in?
* Why is it illegal to smuggle cigars and immigrants from Cuba but not a
six-year old boy?
* Why is it called The Late Show with David Letterman when it's scheduled to
air at 11:30 and it always does?
* Why is it when a movie takes place from sundown to dawn, no one shows any
sign of being tired?
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