Q.T.A.'S
(Questions to think about.)
* What do sheep dream about when they sleep?
* Why do they call it "The ice age" when ice exists in these modern times?
* Why are there never any appetizers before breakfast?
* Why do they call it "The People's Court" when people are the only living things that go to court?
* If you're a stork and your child asks where babies come from, what lie do you tell?
* If your'e attracted to someone with a missing left hand, how do you know if theyr'e married?
* Why are children told to wash behind the ears when the inside gets the filthiest?
* Which will happen first, hell freezing over, heaven burning down, or purgatory exploding to pieces?
* What's the point of having grass that no one is allowed to walk on?
* Who do you talk to if your therapist drives you nuts?
* Why is it illegal to be a prostitute but not a porn star?
* What's the original definition of a dictionary?
* How do porcupines and hedgehogs mate without giving each other injuries?
* Why are there Jews named Christian but no Christians named Jew?
* Which is the tallest musician, Little Richard, Tiny Tim, or Minnie Riperton?
* If Martin Short married Steve Martin, would that make him Martin Martin?
* Why does Superman change into a see-through glass phone booth if the whole point is to be inconspicuous?
* Why do you sometimes see people with a cigarette in their ear but never a lit pencil in their mouths?
* Why do we call a joint a "marijuana cigarette" but we don't call a cigarette a "tobacco joint?"
* If you dig a hole through China, where do you end up?
* How do the Chinese cut their food if they eat with chopsticks?
* The Beatles are the guys who sing "Can't buy me love" and "Money, that's what I want." One song is up on money and down on love. The other is down on money and up on love. How did they manage to write such successful music without agreeing on anything?