QTAs

volume 2

* If Jeffery Dahmer, Idi Amin, and Hannibal Lecter were to eat each other,
who would finish first, and how much of him would be left?

* Why do they call it jumping up and down when you actually jump up and fall
down?

* Some say the future is now. Does that mean the present is gone or is yet
to come? And what's the deal with the past?

* Why do they call it hitting puberty when in truth it hits us?

* Why do they call it an unidentified flying object when those who see one
can identify it as a flying object?

* If your'e a stork and your child asks where babies come from, what do you
say?

* If you're in a submarine that's leaking and you fix it, how do you dispose
of the excess water?

* Why do they call it a NOEL, when in truth, it is spelled with an "L?"

* If snakes had tails, how different would it look?

* Where do some restaurants get the nerve to charge $2.99 for silver dollar
pancakes?

* Why do they call it quicksand when you die really slow in it?

* If you die in a ghost town, which house do you get to haunt?

* If lawyers take a bar exam, why don't bartenders take a law exam?

* Why do we say "work like a dog" when dogs spend most of their lives
sleeping and playing?

* If honey is made of bee vomit, how would bees like the taste of my barf?

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