Monty Python Scripts

(Hold long enough to read this new title before the foot comes down, stays in shot long enough for voice aver to say:)

Voice Over: Number one. The foot.

(A little arrow points to the foot simultaneously. Cut to picture of Venus de Milo (top half). Superimposed little white arrow pointing to shoulder.)

Voice Over: Number two. The shoulder.

(Cut to picture of a foot cut off at the ankle. Cigarettes are parked in the top Superimposed arrow.)

Voice Over: And number three. The other foot.

(Cut to profile picture of strange person (Terry Gilliam) Superimposed arrow pointing to bridge of nose.)

Voice Over: Number four. The bridge of the nose.

(Cut to picture, full length, of man wearing polka-dotted Bermuda shorts. arrow superimposed points to shorts.)

Voice Over: Number five. The naughty bits.

(Cut to picture of crooked elbow. Superimposed arrow pointing just above the elbow.)

Voice Over: Number six. Just above the elbow.

(Cut to closer picture of different person in identical Bermuda shorts. Superimposed arrow pointing to top of groin.)

Voice Over: Number seven. Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

(Cut to close-up of a real knee. Arrow superimposed painting to knee.)

Voice Over: Number eight. The kneecap.

(Pull back to reveal the knee belongs to Bruce, an Australian in full Australian outback gear.)