(Cut to the two waiting. On the sound of a referee's whistle they start acting.)
Doctor: Next please. Name?
Watson: Er, Watson.
Doctor: (wn'ting it down) Mr Watson.
Watson: Ah, no, Doctor.
Doctor: Ah, Mr Doctor.
Watson: No, not Mr, Doctor.
Doctor: Oh, Doaor Doctor.
Watson: No, Doctor Watson.
Doctor: Oh, Doctor Watson Doctor.
Watson: Oh, just call me darling.
Doctor: Hello, Mr Darling.
Watson: No, Doctor.
Doctor: Hello Doctor Darling.
(Sound of whistle; instant cut to: Caption on screen: 'THAT SKETCH HAS BEEN ABANDONED')
Series 2 Scripts