Voice Over: And now an appeal for sanity from the Reverend
Arthur Belling.
(Cut to studio. A vicar sitting facing camera. He has an axe in his head.)
Reverend Belling: You know, there are many people in the
country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some
of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their
lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny
little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You
can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice
and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half
green and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle
going 'squawk, squawk, squawk...' And then you can go
'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor
going 'pting pting pting' ... (he rolls around on the floor)
Voice Over: The Reverend Arthur Belling is Vicar of St Loony Up The
Cream Bun and Jam. And now an appeal on behalf of the National
Trust.
Series 2 Scripts