(Caption on the screen: 'IT'S THE MIND -- A WEEKLY MAGAZINE OF THINGS
PSYCHIATRIC' Cut to montage of photographs again with captions and music.
Cut to a man sitting at usual desk. He is Mr Boniface.)
Boniface: Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we
examine the phenomenon of déjà vu. That strange feeling we
sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what
is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind'
we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we
sometimes get that we've ... (looks puzzled fir a moment) Anyway,
tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu,
that strange...
(Cut to opening title sequence with montage of psychiatric photos and the
two captions and music over. Cut back to Mr Boniface at desk, shaken.
Caption on screen: 'IT'S THE MIND')
Boniface: Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the
phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we someti... mes get
... that ... we've lived through something...
(Cut to opening titles again. Back then to Boniface, now very shaken. Caption on screen:
'IT'S THE MIND')
Boniface: Good ... good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine
the phenomenon of dddddddddddéjà vvvvvvvvuu, that extraordinary
feeling... quite extraordinary... (he tails off, goes quiet, the phone
rings, he picks it up) No, fine thanks, fine. (he rings off, a man comes
in on the right and hands him glass of water and leaves) Oh, thank
you. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived
through something before. (phone rings again; he picks it up) No, fine
thank you. Fine. (he rings off a man comes in from right and hands
him a glass of water; he jumps) ... Thank you. That strange feeling
... (phone rings; he answers) No. Fine, thank you. Fine, (ring off; a
man enters and gives him glass of water) thank you. (he screams with
fear) Look, something's happening to me. I - I - urn, I think I'd
better go and see someone. Goodnight.
(Phone rings again. He leaps from desk and runs out of shot. He runs out
of building into street and chases after passing milk float and leaps
aboard.)
Milkman: Oi, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Boniface: No, doctor, no. Something very funny's happening to me.
(Caption on the screen: 'IT'S THE MIND -- A WEEKLY MAGAZINE OF THINGS
PSYCHIATRIC' Cut to montage of photographs again with captions and music.
Cut to Boniface at desk. Boniface screams and runs out of shot. Cut to same
piece of film as just previously, when he chases float, leaps on and the
milkman says:)
Milkman: Oi, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Boniface: No, doctor, no. Something very funny's happening to me.
The milk float goes past in the background with the milkman and
Boniface on it. We see the float go along the country lane past the
clearing, past the bishop...
Bishop: (camp) 'Oh, Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'.
(.. and the secretary at her desk, past a sign saying 'to the zoo' where
explosions are heard, and stops outside Dr Cream's building... Boniface
runs into building and enters Dr Cream's office.)
Dr Cream: Ah, come in. Now what seems to be the matter?
Boniface: I have this terrible feeling of déjà vu.
((Repeat same clip from Boniface entering.)
Dr Cream: Ah, come in. Now what seems to be the matter?
Boniface: I have this terrible feeling of déjà vu..
(Repeat clip again. Superimposed Credits)
Dr Cream: Ah, come in. Now what seems to be the matter?
Boniface: I have this terrible feeling of déjà vu..
(Clip starts to repeat again as the programme ends.)
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