NISUS: Mhmm. Crucifixion party. 'Morning. Now, we will be on a show as we go through the town, so let's not let the side down. Keep in a good, straight line, three lengths between you and the man in front, and a good, steady pace. Crosses over your left shoulders, and, if you keep your backs hard up against the crossbeam,...
ALFONSO: Ohhh.
NISUS: ...you'll be there in no time.
ALFONSO: Ohhh.
NISUS: Heh.
ALFONSO: Ooh.
NISUS: All right, Centurion.
PARVUS: Crucifixion party! Wait for it.
ALFONSO: Ooh.
PARVUS: Crucifixion party, by the left! Forward!
crucifixion party music
BEN: You lucky bastards! You lucky, jammy bastards!
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