Life of Brian Scripts

The sketch:

exciting music

thud thud

WORKMAN: Hmm? Oh.

whistling

exciting music

BRIAN: Aaaaaaah!

woosh

ALIEN #1: Aggz.

ALIEN #2: Rozak kaibak.

siren

Agk! Grohtch. Ak!

whizz whizz whizz whizz whizz whizz whizz

screeeech

crash

whizz whizz whizz whizz whizz whizz whizz whizz whizz

boom

zoooom

CRASH

PASSER-BY: Ooh, you lucky bastard.

exciting music