I'm OK in Y2K!

    Yes!  The rumors are all true!  Wishing to use the momentum from his cuteness being successfully confirmed in a recent poll, MonkeyBwoy has just announced his bind for the presidential seat in the current presidential campaign under the slogan "I'm OK in Y2K!"  He has even composed a special message that is for all America:

     Thank you America for your support!  I am so excited to be a presidential candidate in this upcoming election!  My major reason for wanting to become your next president (besides getting all the chicks) is so I can represent the stupid people of America.  The conservatives have Republicans, the liberals have Democrats, even the radicals have the Independents!  But who represents the stupid population?  No one, no one except MonkeyBwoy!  I am so different from the other candidates that I do not even fit into the major political parties (even Communist)!  In fact, I'm so independent I was too independent for the Independents so I created my own party, the Independent Independents.  So far I'm the only member, but I'm sure membership will pick up once they see that I will win the election.  Additionally, I have adopted the campaign slogan "I'm OK in Y2K!" because it applies to me so well.  I'm OK, and this is the year 2000, how true.
     I hope to be able to jump right into the debates and answer some of the hard-hitting questions like "Is there anything we can do about the Saddam Hussein after all this time?", "Can we correct the national debt?", and "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"  These are the things that Americans need to be confronted with and reassured that when I am in office I will be able to resolve them.  I also need the public's input on what other topics you think are important for this year's race so I'll know what to act like I care about to get your vote.  So to help me out please step into the voting booth to vote on the hot topics of this year's race.  Please help me in my bid for the Oval Office.  I promise I'll be the bestest president you've ever had!  Remember, I'm OK in Y2K!

     Wow, such powerful words.  I was touched.  Our president-to-be has promised numerous updates in the coming days of how his campaign is going, where he is visiting, and what he plans to wear to his inauguration.  He thanks you for the support!

The Definitive Interview - A brand-new interview with the man, uh, monkey himself

The Official Campaign Photo - Our favorite presidential candidate in all his splendor

Choose or Lose, You Loser! - Registering for voting is discussed with information provided to use on the application

NEW!!!

On the Road Again . . . - A complete, updated schedule of what MonkeyBwoy plans to due on his campaign trail

NEW!!!

MonkeyBwoy would also like to thank his extensive staff of campaign workers:
Chris Harris- Campaign manager
Timmy Tape Dispenser- Coffee maker

If you are interested in joining the cause simply E-mail MonkeyBwoy himself, and he will bring you in for an interview.  (Before interview make sure to have a current urine sample and a 543509-word essay describing why you wish to work for his mightiness.)

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