Vote for MonkeyBwoy!

Although technically not legal . . .

OR

    The campaign is going very well, and support is growing by the hundreds of thousands everyday.  However, it has been brought to the attention of MonkeyBwoy's campaign manager (who's look for a good deal on auto body work by the way so if you know one, tell him) that the majority of MonkeyBwoy's supporters are under the age of 18 and thus unable to vote.  There is a simply way around that:  we make you into someone older than 18 so you can vote.  All that you have to do is go to Rock the Vote and register to vote.  We've made the process even easier by providing the information that you need to fill out the forms so all you have to do it copy and paste.  It's that easy!  You can become a (somewhat) legal voter in seconds!  Congratulations!

First Name:  Navneet
Middle Name: Jimmy
Last Name:  Patel
Street Address:  987 Easy Street
City:  Grover's Corner
State:  NH
Zip: 12345
Date of birth:  5/31/00
Education: Harvard University
Current place of employment:  Circle K
Blood type:  ABO
Allergies:  Strawberries, socks, balloons, the letter "Q," water, and
                 Britteny Spears
Likes:  Will Smith (cuz he's jiggy wit it), weasels, very small peebles,
            and Spaghetti Weave
Dislikes:  Juilia Childs, cute animals, water polo, and sunlight
Party Affliation:  Independent Independents
Favorite color:  Macaroni and cheese
Favorite stuffed animal:  Mr. Snookums

    That's it!  That's all the information that they'll ask you to provide when registering to vote.  Congratulations!  Now just make sure to vote for MonkeyBwoy.  You get a cookie for every vote to make for him so register a bunch of names so you can vote for him a lot!  See you at the polls!

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