On the Road Again . . .

(Above, MonkeyBwoy helps to feed Starvin' Marvin)

    A presidential candidate has to campaign of course!  Here is a listing of some of MonkeyBwoy's upcoming campaign stops including dates and what he will be doing at each stop.

Date
6/1/00
6/2/00
6/3/00
6/4/00
6/5/00
6/6/00
6/7/00
6/8/00
6/9/00
6/10/00
6/11/99
6/12/00
6/13/00
6/14/00
6/15/00
11/7/00

Location
Marietta, GA
Marietta, GA
Moscow, Russia
Marietta, GA
Somewhere in Somalia
Blairstown, IA
Chicago, IL
Baghdad, Iraq
San Jose, Puerto Rico
New York, NY
Meadow Vista, NM
Fort Wayne, IN
Marietta, GA
Atlanta, GA
Marietta, GA
Campaign Headquarters

Purpose
Take exams
Begin Secret Mission: Spaghetti Weave
Negotiate international nuclear disarmament
Mow the lawn
End world hunger
Open first non-Patel-owned Dairy Queen
Start an after-school reading club for children
Assassinate Sadam Hussein
Get a tan
Open a soup kitchen for the needy in the inner city
Catch Mexicans trying to get across the border
Build a house for a homeless family
Scare the crap out of freshmen at rookie camp
Cure cancer
Babysit
Become president

    Wow, it's really going to be a busy summer for MonkeyBwoy as he campaigns to gain momentum for this fall's election.  Make sure to try to see him if you are in one of these towns on the day he is there.  Don't worry; you won't miss him.  His visit will be all over the news just like it's President Clinton's.  Hope to see you there!

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