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Washington D.C. Capitol of our great nation. Home to democracy and government of the people, by the people, and blah, blah, blah. Originally, New York was chosen as the location for the Capitol but Thomas Jefferson thought it�d be a better idea to put it in swampy, mosquito infested D.C. Thus proving that even the wisest of men can make really stupid decisions.
First stop�the White House. This is where the President lives but the citizens of America own it (and I gotta tell ya�I�m sick of him calling me whenever his toilets back up). They throw big, fancy parties here that no one has any fun at but they'll go to so they can steal ashtrays to prove that they�ve been to the White House. I know. I have several.
Next, the Capitol building�work place of our legislature. John Adams was the one who came up with the joke, �What do you call a congressman on the bottom of the ocean?� ... �A good start.� In this building, a lot of people occassionally get together, talk and talk about nothing, and accomplish very little (much to the extreme benefit of the entire country).
And, what would a visit to D.C. be without stopping at the Lincoln Memorial? One of the most moving spots in the city, you'll find at any time crowds of people 
feeling a deep camaraderie with each other...all citizens of this tremendous experiment in freedom...bonded by a mutual love for one another and old glory. Of course, ya have to hang on to your purse or wallet because someone'll for sure rob ya blind.
Well, that�s my trip to D.C...a magnificant city embracing all the noble attributes endowed within our constitution. And as soon as I had cleaned out my hotel room of all it's towels and toiletries, I was headed for my next adventure...a bloody Mary and Los Angeles!