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San Francisco.
City by the Bay. Wild, open-minded, no rules kind of people who let folks live and let
live. In other words, they�re all hippy Democrats. One of the most beautiful cities in the world, you can walk the streets admiring the architecture and nature�s wonders as you step over all varieties of human waste that encase your feet along the way.
If you go to San Fran, you simply must ride a cable car. And, yes, they do serve Rice-A-Roni on every car. Yummy! I was having a wonderful ride until I was shoved off by an elderly woman who wanted my seat. The old people here are a bit pushy but that�s alright. I caught up with her later and stole her walker. Old biddy.
The San Francisco Bridge is a marvel. I was overwhelmed by its man made beauty and grace. The view I had of the bridge was enviable until I parasailed right into it, causing a 2 hour traffic jam. I must say that San Francisco has one of the most cordial police departments I�ve ever encountered and I�ve had brushes with several. In fact, after I was released on bond, I and my arresting officers went out for a beer at one of the local pubs.
As you journey through the streets of San Francisco, you are likely to encounter one of
the most time honored occupations of that city...street entertainers. 
Oh, there are lively mimes and agile
jugglers and jolly clowns that make you want to rip you molars out with your bare hands.
I tried to hire a hit man to knock off one of �em but he said he wouldn�t go near
them. Back off, Bozo!
So much for San Francisco and my thrilling travel tales for now. Time to head into that sunset 'cause I'm surely homeward bound. And, �where is that?� you ask. Well, as they say, anywhere I hang my hat is home (except for three or four states where there are court orders prohibiting my return). But, in any event, I hope these few episodes added a little joy to your ho hum lives. Don�t feel so bad. Most people can only dream of living my life. Bon Voyage until we meet again, dear friends. I�m off on an all new exciting adventure. Bartender...I�ll have another shot of tequila please...oh, and with a slice of orange this time.