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Paris. Dazzling and Romantic Paris. As we flew over, I could see the Eiffel Tower. Who would not be impressed with this great monument. It is said that when the Germans occupied France, Hitler was so moved by the site, he was heard to whisper, "Man, what a Tower!"
My first stop�the Louvre. This is a huge museum with all kinds of paintings and sculptures in it. Most of them are centered around naked people. In America, we call this pornography�go figure. And, in front of the museum is this giant glass pyramid. I don�t know why it�s there but I guess somebody thought it�d be a good idea.
Then, I took a stroll down the Champs Elysee. There I met Jon Paul. Hubba Hubba ding ding�baby, he had everything. With his dark hair and an accent to die for�well, it was love at first sight. And, no, he was not a gigolo! Yes, I had to pay for everything but that was just because I�m a nice person. It was odd though that when I ran out of funds, he remembered another engagement he was late for. Farewell, Jon Paul. Great love of my life!
Notre Dame Cathedral. Home of Quasimodo. 
He was this guy with a bad back who fell in love with a beautiful gypsy girl and watched her all the time from the top of the Cathedral. And, then one day, he kidnapped her and held her inside the Church and wouldn't let her go. He was France�s first great stalker.
Well, so much for Paris. Before I knew it, I was on a plane bidding a fond adieu to this grand old city. Then, I suddenly realized my diamond ring was missing! Hmmm�Jon Paul had really admired it. I wonder if�Stewardess�could I get a gin and tonic here?!