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General shit about me:
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Are You HOT or NOT?
Name: Kris

Hometown: Cape Girardeau, MO


Where I am now:  back in cape

Where I've lived up to now: Minnesota (6 yrs), Missouri (15 yrs), Tennesse (1 month), California (1 year), Tn (5 months).

My age: old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. 

School: ...of hard knocks

Job:  I am a CTC at a nation wide food chain.

Car: '00 Dodge Neon ...IT'S A 5 SPD WOOT WOOT!!

Boyfriend: position available.
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Best Friends: Ang, Anthony, Beth, Brad, Brian,
Daniel, Dave, Guido, Hattie, Jason, Jeremy,
Kerry, Liz, Luke, Nicci, Rachel, Rudy, Shawn,
Shelly-B, Tamra, Tyrone

What I love most: feeling loved/special

What I hate most: tardiness; lying; people telling me that they are going to do something (like call me) and never follow through; self-absorbed frigid lunitc assholes that think they are better than everyone else; someone trying to make me feel insecure, or not sure of myself or my feelings.

Funniest thing I think has happened to me: I became a
minister

Favorite Quotes:  "Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."

"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching."

Favorite
pick-up line: "I ain't no Fred Flinestone, but I can make your bed rock."

Worst
pick-up line: "My love for you is like diarrhea, I simply can't hold it in.

Fave position: In the recliner in front of the TV watching something amusing; smoke in one hand, ice cold beer in the other.  (who said I had to be kinky?)

Fave "kinky" position: wouldn't you like to know...heeheehee...

My idea of a perfect date:  Someone~ who listens to what I have to say, who laughs at my jokes- no matter how corny, good eye contact, some one who I'm both mentally and physically attracted to,  Maybe while waiting for the food at an exotic restuarant, he'd ask me questions- and be intressted in the answer.  We'd eat, then go somewhere like to the park or mall and walk around bumping into each other -LOVE body contact.  Then we'd go hang out in a private place and talk till the sun comes up.

Anything else you want to know?  E-mail me at [email protected] or talk to me if I'm online:
this is a newer version of my car...once I get the internet and a digital cam for home I'll take pix of my real car...but for now...deal
I LOVE MY CAR!!
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