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| Pick up lines |
| I aint no fred flinestone, but I can make your bed rock |
| The human body is 90% water, and I'm real thirsty |
| Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money |
| With a mane like that you must be a Leo |
| Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can sure see myself in them |
| Are your legs tired? Cuz you've been running through my head all day |
| Your father must be a thief, cuz he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes |
| Are you a theif? cuz you've stolen my heart |
| Did it hurt? ..when you fell from heaven? |
| Are you okay? It must have been a long fall from heaven |
| I really like that outfit on you, but it would look a hell of a lot better on my floor |
| What do you eat for breakfast? Oh wow! I have that! |
| How do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertiziled? |
| I know they say milk does a body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking? |
| So...are you legal? |
| Hi, I'm single...I mean I'm _______ |
| I have cable and a ton of movies at home... |
| If I told you that you had a great body- would you hold it against me? |
| Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me? |
| Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again? |
| I lost my number can I have yours? |
| I lost my address can I have yours? |
| I lost my virginity, can I have yours? |
| If you were a burger at Mc Donalds I'd call you McBeautiful |
| If you were a booger I'd pick you first |
| Hi, my names_______, but you can call me tonight |
| No wonder the sky is grey, all the blue is in your eyes |
| What's your name or should I just call you mine? |
| Can I have your name so I can scream it later |
| If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together |
| Look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes |
| Do you have any raisons? No? how about a date? |
| Do you have a band-aid? Cuz I skinned my knee when I fell for you |
| Can I have a pic of you so I can show Santa what I want for xmas? |
| My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours? |
| I'm not feelin myself tonight- can I feel you instead? |
| My name is_______, remember that-you'll be screaming it later |
| Bond. James Bond |
| Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? |
| Is that a ladder in your pants or a stairway to heaven? |
| I may not be the best looking person here, but I'm the only one talking to you |
| (lick a finger and wipe on their shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes |
| (Gesture with one finger to come over and when they do say:) I made you cum with one finger- imagine what I can do with the whole hand |
| That shirt is very becoming on you, if I was that shirt, I'd be cumming to. |
| sooo...wanna fuck? |
| My love for you is like diarrhea, I simply can't hold it in |
| Baby, you're the shit and I'm the fly all over you |
| I wish I was a squirrel so I could bust a nut in that hole |
| How would you like another bone in your body? |
| (checks tag in back of shirt) Just as I thought...made in heaven. |
| God was showing off when he made you. |
| I'm not coveting, I'm going to make you mine |
| If eve was tempted by an apple- then you must be fruit |
| I think we should celebrate a "love offering" tonight |
| God told me to come and talk to you |
| Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. |
| I can make you feel like I've never had sex before |
| Lets skip playing doctor and play gynochologist instead |
| Have you ever had sex with a machine? That's what it's like with me- I'm a sex machine |
| Should I call you for breakfast or will you cook it for me? |
| You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it |
| It's bigger than it looks... |
| You have to tie your shoe?? well...while you're down there.... |
| Do you know the difference between a penis and a chicken leg? no? wanna go on a picnic and find out? |
| Do you sleep on your stomach? can I? |
| Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Jerky? |
| Fuck me if I'm wrong, but have me met? |
| Wanna play war- you lie down and I blow the hell out of ya? |
| I lost my teddy bear...would u take his place? |
| I want to put my thingy into your thingy |
| What can I do to make you sleep with me? |
| Your face or mine? |
| (silently mouth) I want a fig newton |
| Mean people suck, nice people swallow...did I mention I'm nice? |
| If I were you, I'd have sex with me |
| I'm like Domino's, if I don't cum in 30mins the next is free |
| Would u fuck a complete stranger? no? well then let me introduce myself.... |
| Would you like to try an Australian kiss? it's just like a French kiss, only down under... |
| Can you lick your nipples? ..can I? |
| Roses are Black, violets are red, what's it going to take to get you to bed |
| I'm scared of getting pregnant- wanna go up to my room and try out all my condoms? |
| Excuse me do you have the time? Answer: Do you have the energy? |
| Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? |
| You know what'd look good on you? me. |
| Spit or swallow? |
| Are you legal? |
| Hi...you'll do. |
| My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute |
| Do you have any German in you? Would you like some? |
| That's a great shirt- can I talk you out of it? |
| I love you. |
| I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears |
| Your shoes are having a party and your pants are invited down. |
| Can I walk through your bushes and over your mountains? |
| I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest? |
| You bring a whole new meaning to the word "edible" |
| Do you live on a chicken farm? No? well you sure know how to raise cocks! |
| My bedroom has an intressting ceiling- wanna see? |
| Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? |
| If you're going to feel guilty in the morning, we could sleep in till the afternoon |
| Do you like sleeping? me too- we should get together sometime |
| You're on my list of things to do tonight. |
| If I flip a coin, what are my chances at getting head? |
| Hi my name is Reece and I've been looking for someone to suck my piece. |
| Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? no? ...wanna go upstairs and talk? |
| I know I can't have your cherry, but can I have the box it came in? |
| Your parents must be retarded, cuz you sure are special. |