| Alright, fill this out honestly and to the best of you're ability...Right now you're gonna have to copy and paste to your e-mail. I'm still working on making this easier than that- you know where you just hit a button to send...but until then you're gonna have to live with this. so there :-P Anywho, my e-mail is [email protected] soooooo now all you have to do is copy, paste, answer the questions and hit send :-) Full name: Date of birth: Hometown: Where you live now: Do you have a phone? If so, the number: Are you married? If yes, are you seperated? Do you have any kids? Do you want kids? Would you lie to me about being married and having kids? Do you lie? Do you cheat? Do you smoke? Do you drink? Do you have sex? Do you have a car? If so, type: Does it run? Would you give it to me? If not, would you buy me a car? Do you have a job? Where do you work? Are they hiring?? If I came into your work in just a trenchcoat, what would you think? When are you available for dates and goofing off? What is your race? (not that it really matters, I'm just curious) What is your hair/eye color? What is your religion? What is your bloodtype? (figured since I was asking everything I might as well ask that too :-) What is your fav: color? beer? music? food? bed time story? pick-up line? What pick-up line have you struck out on the most? Where do you normally go to pick up girls? Where's your fav place to go drink a beer? Do you play pool? Do you think it's wrong for girls to play pool? If I kicked your bum at pool, would you get mad? What kind of clothes do you feel most comfotable in? What kind of sheets are on your bed right now? Do you sleep naked? Would you mind if I did? If you had a boogar really far up there, would you pick it in public? What about a wedge- would you pick that in public? Do you scratch your balls in public? If you had to pee at a party and the bathroom is "just too far to walk to" would you pee outside? Do you get piss drunk? Do you have PMT? (petty man's temptrums) ...you know you do... Would you ever hit a female? Would you ever get into a fight with anyone? Do you hate cops? Name three people you respect: Would it bother you if I cried? Would it bother you if I farted? on you? Would it bother you if I tickled you? Would it bother you if I held you down? What about if I had more money than you? What if I never had any money, would that bother you? Would it bother you if I had a lot of guy friends? Would it bother you if I dated some of these other guys while dating you? Would you date other girls while dating me? What if we were "exclusive?" and one last thing...for now: If you could do anything in the world and you KNEW you wouldn't get caught, what would you do? Thank you- you've been a blast. We should totally not do this again sometime :-) |
| Application for Luvin |