So I guess that was the day. Long one, lots of walking, but that's it. We've left London, it was a f**kin blast, I still can't believe I was there, it was such a whirlwind tour, it just doesn't feel like it happened. It did, believe me! So, looking at my screen here our Jangka Masa Ke Destinasi is 1hr 24 minutes! We had to fly over Africa! I was looking for the orange smoke from the Tang factory but couldn't see it, then over India, which is surreal! Even funnier is Herbertabad! Dunno where it is but we flew over Bad Herbert! Now we're on the way to f**k it, I mean Phuket and almost� there, almost� there!!!! I'll be back later, oh, joy, the kid just woke up! I forgot about her, I'm hungry!!
OK, we're like 2 minutes away from landing in Good Ol' K.L. Man the trip back was a million times better than the one over!! 5 hrs sleep helps I suppose. And�.. Touchdown! Good Ol' K.L. Hooray. OK, off and I'll be back soon. 3 hrs again in Good Ol' K.L. kick ass, that music shop better be open!!
Back in Good Ol' K.L. it's 31 degrees and muggy as all hell! The airport is so quiet, all I can here is Cake, the band, not the yummy thing you eat, usually after a meal or as a snack, yeah, it's coming from the music shop! It's open! I bought a Kylie CD! Mmm Kylie, Asian exclusive! Now we're milling, yep milling. This airport is boring, we're gonna go make fun of it. Whilst making fun of the airport I remembered a funny incident.
At Abbey Road Todd was filming the area and the "Road" when a car drove past and yelled out his window "International Movie Star" it was classic, but we think the tape may have run out, so hopefully he'll be in, it was great. OK, back to Good Ol' K.L. Boreport! We went up to "Cheers" and it's all a lie, I walked in and went "Hey Everyone!" No one said "Hi Troy" so it's not the place "where everybody knows your name", it should be called "The place where they charge you for a large Coke even though they tell you it's a regular" but it was good. I called home to say Hi, man, I'm dreading my phone bill, it's gonna be huge! F**k it, that's what it's for!! So, as I try and write more I'm being distracted by a woman sitting across from me, low cut top! Yep! So where was I? Oh yeah, International Movie Star!!
Holy Crap! I just remembered that I forgot to continue "Goose of the Day" from Day One! D'oh, so much for that fun game I started. So let's skip Tues, Wed, Thurs and Friday. I name myself as Saturday's "Goose of the Day" for forgetting to do "Goose of the Day!!" Yep!! This guy on Good Ol' K.L. TV is wearing a blue checked shirt and a paisley tie and he's a reporter, nice one reporter dude!! This TV show makes no sense!! We should be able to board soon then we're on the home stretch, Kick ass. 7hrs and 50 minutes to home, home if I lived at the Airport, I don't though. I'll c ya on the plane unless something funny happens.
OK, welcome to the plane, we're in row 62, there are 63 rows on the plane! Almost back seat bandits, D'oh. So the regular rules for the back are as follows:
You get NO choice of food!!
The plane moves whilst in the air and
You get to kick out the back window in case of emergency!!
So, sitting here waiting, I'm gonna call Miss Friendly next to me Joanne, she's reading about John Q, I'm gonna tell her how it ends!! Right, Joey Jo Jo! She's got her bags in front of us! So I have even less legroom. Dream's Over!! Joy!! I'm hungry still can we take off so I can eat my whatever's left!! Come on!! I bet it's fish, stubby airline fish!! While you're down there Joey, D'oh! Ha ha! OK, I'm gonna wait until something funny happens. Yay! Hot towels! I'm so impressed with the Insta Cold towels, you have no idea!! Ok, back soon.
"This is great�" One of our Exit doors was stuck and wouldn't close but they took off anyway, well rolled anyway, but good ol' Logan came to the rescue and pulled the handle! My hero!! But now we're not even rolling anymore, so maybe if I open the door again we can go!! We shoulda taken off by now!! Surely Logan can fly the plane!! OK, I'm officially sick of the safety video!! Just wanna take off!! Here we roll!! All I wanna know is how my coat hook works! I feel like pancakes, I wonder if they have airline pancakes?! OK we're about to take off for the last time, Let's Ride!!!! Tap the tatt, hand up and we're off! Yay!! The exit door works!! Ok, I'll be back to tell you about the food
Food has been and eaten! There was no airline fish and surprisingly didn't get the last choice. I got beef, was yummy, also had a crab meat salad thing. I was quite impressed, wasn't too keen on the Cherry cheese tart though. So it wasn't an unpleasant experience at all. It's now 1:06 am and we're due to land at 6:35am so Yay! We just flew over Surabaya Yay! I have no idea where that is!! I also just finished the book I was reading, I know, me, reading, a book! Turned out the butler did it, I shoulda guessed cause the book was called "The Butler does it", it was a good book 24/7 I love reality TV. I'm gonna try and watch a movie now, probably "Clockstoppers" I wish we were landing soon!
My legs are sore, I think some form of headless thing is sitting 2 over from me. Joanne just got up and there's a person looking not at all well, slumped over, poor person! Ha ha ha ha ha there's a dude in the row behind me completely covered in a blanket, it looks classic. So we've got Slumpy over here and Stripey behind me, odd. I have never seen a flight attendant sit down to eat, she is, over there!! I wonder if she got a choice or is having the Airline fish?! I just assumed they didn't eat, isn't that weird! Yes is the answer.
OK, I'm filling out my Landing card, I need a new one, I wrote "Yes I want to land." Joanne's real name is Helen, I'm so bad at the name guessing game. Now there's 2 flight attendants eating!! Stripey has a face now, he looks like E.T. did wrapped in the blanket and Slumpy is still slumped. Hello! It's now 4:35am we're 2 hrs away from home, yay! They've just turned all the lights on geez it's bright! It was so annoying before, I was playing Dr Mario and kicking ass and all the games went off, it sucked, I was gonna break my own record! So had a small nap and get woken up by the flight attendant. I have never, ever, ever drank so much Orange juice in my life, they just keep bringing it! I'm addicted!!
