Friday,September 29th, 2006


1. Name 1 name you hate being called.
I know some dumbass is going to read this and start calling me this but here it is: Mikey...I fucking hate being called Mikey.

2. Name 1 thing you do every morning.
Open my eyes, stretch, and thank whatever higher entity is out there, that David is still in my life.

3. Name 1 thing you'll do today.
Clean

4. Name 1 thing you wont do today.
Well, I don't see having a sex change being on my to do list for today. lol

5. Name 1 thing you love to have done to you.
I love when David cuddles with me and rubs my chest...euphoria!

6. Name 1 thing you hate to hear?
In today's top story, THE WORLD HAS GONE REPUBLICAN... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

7. Name 1 thing you want to happen today.
I really want David to walk through the door smiling. His smile brightens up my day.

8. Name 1 thing you do before you go to sleep.
I suffer from RMD, so you can kind of guess. lol

9. Name 1 thing you can't live without.
David.

10. Name 1 thing you love to eat.
Dude, seriously, my favorite is the Grilled Stuff Beef Burrito from Taco Bell. Extra Hot Sauce.

11. Name 1 thing you can't stop doing.
Being a nice guy. Trust me, I've tried.

12. Name 1 thing you did on your birthday.
Dishes...(poor poor simple me.)

13. Name 1 thing you want to see change about yourself.
Hmmm, honestly I don't know...so many fucking things. lol

14. Name 1 thing you wont do.
Hurt David. I can't. It's just not in my nature.

15. Name 1 thing that scares you.
Cardboard. (yeah, i know)

16. Name 1 thing you have to watch on tv.
HOUSE...if I had TV

17. Name 1 thing you'll do for a klondike bar.
I'm so desperate, I'd suck a dick for a Klondike bar... ;-)

18. Name 1 thing you love to do during sex.
You know I find this the wierdest thing, but I love to shout Swahili incantations while....nah, just playin, really, I like to lock eyes with him. It feels like we're exchanging souls for that brief moment.

19. Name 1 thing that's always in your refrigerator.
Cobwebs...lol

20. Name 1 thing you wish you had right now.
A wallet with $500 in it, that when ever I pull a bill out, it was immediately regenerated. You know, the well that never runs dry. lol

21. Name 1 thing you want to do before you die.
Hmmm, I really want to have sex while skydiving...is that wierd?

22. Name 1 thing you want for Christmas.
I want the ability to relax. I'm always so uptight, even when need not be. I hate it. That's what I want, the abilty to relax and let loose.

23. Name 1 thing you drink everyday.
Any beverage with water in it...i.e: soda, water, juice, soda, soda...I know it's a bad addiction..I'm getting the patch, I swear.

24. Name 1 thing you think about everyday
How am I going to make David smile today?

25. Name 1 thing you can live without.
I can really live a happy life without people's ignorance.

26. Name 1 thing thats always in your car.
Steering Wheel...hopefully.

27. Name 1 thing you always wear before you leave home.
An undershirt.

28. Name 1 thing you always have on a pizza.
Garlic Sauce

29. Name 1 thing you love to do.
Rub my pussy till it purrs...I'm talking about my cat, which is on my friends list...I know...too much time. lol

30. Name 1 thing you dont like.
I don't like my insecurity. I know I could accomplish so much but I have this nasty little habit of catering to my insecurities.

31. Name 1 thing you like to feel.
This is a very rare thing, and I found it in David. Most people think they have it, and find out the hard way that they don't...and no I'm not talking about a man with a big....I'm talking about unconditional love. A love that once found, will never cease to exist, ever...

32. Name 1 thing to make a sex on the beach.
A little bit of tequila helps. lol

33. Name 1 thing you like about yourself.
I'm on a never-ending quest of knowledge. i like to learn about anything I can.

34. Name 1 thing you thought of when you saw the person who posted this.
Hey, it's Kim...oh, it's a survey..........lol

35. Name 1 thing that turns you on.
Hair. You have to have good hair.

36. Name 1 thing that's sexy about men/women.
The way a man presents himself.

37. Name 1 thing you do when you get in the car.
Buckle up for safety mother-fucker!

38. Name 1 thing you look for in a man/woman.
Oh, I already said this, but I'll say it again, the hair. If you have cool hair, you could be Colin Farrell or a troll, as long as your hair is cool, you'll have my attention.

39. Name 1 thing you wouldn't change about how you look.
Wow, this is really hard...I've heard that I look intimidating. Maybe that's the reason I haven't been bashed yet. lol.

40. Name 1 thing you would change about the person that posted this.
She already knows, that's all that matters. lol

41. Name 1 thing that's good with icing.
A trashcan.

42. Name 1 thing that shouldn't be on tv.
The fitness channel. I mean, who's actually watching that shit, while working out? I don't.

43. Name 1 thing that hits the spot.
lol...uh....I guess when someone says I'm beautiful. I love it when David says that. I mean, you could use any other word in the dictionary, it won't have any effect on me, say I'm beautiful, and I melt...it's the girl in me. lol

44. Name 1 thing you want ppl to know about you.
I'm really lost in life.

45. Name 1 thing your bf/gf does/did that makes you smile.
David's really feminine, and I'm really masculine, but I still like to be "treated" every once in a while. And one day, without any warning, he brought me home a bouquet of roses. I was so happy.... No, better yet, last year I was really sick. I had this infected abcess in my tonsils (you can guess how I got that...) and I was really out of it. The pain was so extreme. It was me and him, at my Mom's house, where I lived at the time, and my Mom and everyone was out of state, so I got to tend to the house for two weeks. Anyways, they were to return the next day and I had to clean the house, but I was to weak to do it. And I was out of it. I was lucky if I could stay awake long enough to stand up...yeah the pain was that bad. Anyways I fell asleep and woke up and seen the house the cleanest I have ever seen it. He worked his ass off and made that house so emaculate. That was the only time in my life I cryed because I was happy. My baby took care of me.

46. Name 1 legacy you want to leave after you die.
I really want to make a CD. I want to introduce the world to my music. I know some of the things I've written will touch people maybe change their life for the better. I want to aspire people to do good. That would make me comfortable about my own death.

47. Name 1 thing you miss.
My innocence. I didn't get to enjoy as long as I should have.

48. Name 1 thing you wanna see happen in your lifetime.
Honestly, I want to see the resurrection of Jesus...if he's real, you know. That way I could ask him straight up what God thinks about us fags...and ask him if the rumor that he had a queer relationship in his youth was true.

49. Name 1 thing you dream about.
Me and David are sitting outside on a porch eating fruit. I look over at him and run my fingers through his gray hair and marvel at all his geriatric beauty. We talk abuot life together in our twenties, our thirties, our fourties, our fifties. Then the conversation leads to when we die, but as we're talking, we're interuppted by the sound of a car pulling in the driveway. Out from the car steps our son and our daughter with their familys. Me and David look at our grandchildren, than at one another, and just smile. Life is perfect.

50. Name 1 thing you'll do after this survey?
Clean up than play some GTA: San Andreas