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It's All About The DNLF!!! |
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Tuesday,September 5th, 2006
Yeah okay, so here me and David are at Vons (The local grocery store), well actually we were outside Vons, about to get a soda from the Coca-Cola vending mechine, when this douche drives by behind us and yells out "Dirty Nigger Loving Faggot." At first I was pissed. Not because some redneck insulted me, but because he insulted David. Okay people of America here is the true definition of Nigger: person of any race or origin regarded as contemptible, inferior, ignorant, etc. David is not a Nigger in any way shape or form. To me it seems like it would take a Nigger (ignorant person), to label someone a Nigger. After an hour or so being pissed off all to hell, I find it gives me less of a headache to make a joke out of it. So if I'm a Dirty Nigger Loving Faggot, than that'd make David a Dirty Kracker Loving Faggot. lol. But I guess now about that insult the only thing I can say is that it just boggles my mind. I mean what honestly compels a person to insult a total stranger? It's just wierd. Like I can imagine insulting someone you know. Like John Barkher, the Store manager at Vons...he's a Douche. But see I feel compelled to say that from personal encounters with John. I know enough about him, and frankly, he deserves that insult. He really is a douche...I've seen the label. lol. But as far as insulting a total stranger. Oh, and what I think is truely humourous about that insult, is that it was a poor insult. Let's break it down. I am dirty...right now. I got off work a couple hours ago and haven't showered yet...It's laundry day, so I'm waiting for clean clothes. I am, to a redneck, a nigger lover. Don't get me wrong, I in no way consider anybody a nigger white or black..unless you really piss me off. lol. And I am a faggot. So honestly, where's the insult about that? The only thing that insult did was make that guy look like a total douche in public. And even better, I'll recognize his car, and when I do, he'll have a visit from the po's for hate crime. So see, the Dirty Nigger Loving Faggot wins. lol. Okay, so if you're still reading this, thanks for reading my rant. Go ahead and drop a comment. Tell me what you think. |