Mike Crowl
I seldom wax lyrical, being more inclined to a querulous gripe, but there
are times when the elegiac muse, (as it might be called), soars over some
subject irresistable.
Everywhere I turn of late I'm inspired to step off into some form of peevish iambic pentameter - or its postmodern equivalent - because one certain subject assails my doggerelling noddle at every point. The subject? Dinosaurs, those micro-brained ancestors of the more respectably-sized modern lizard. Dinosaurs, those creatures raised to a semi-mythical status who've ousted witches (thank goodness) as the current educational flavour for teaching everything from potty-training to algebra. If dinosaurs ever had any nobility or grandeur, it's been reduced to a pipsqueak place by the 90s emphasis on dinosaurs as the be all and end all of the prehistoric world. Dinosaurs have almost replaced rubgy as the national pastime, and since the excess of one is as tedious as the sufeit of the other, I propose a few lines in dishonour of the former. |
DINOSAURS
I'm up to here with dinosaurs, |
Copyright 1997 Mike Crowl
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