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    Harry Potter and the Philosophers/Sorcerer's Stone:

  • 'Aaah, has ickle Ronnie got somefink on his nosie?' said one of the twins.
  • 'Oh, are you a Prefect, Percy?' said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. 'You should have said something, we had no idea.'
    'Hang on, I think I remember him saying soemthing about it,' said the other twin. 'Once -'
    'Or twice -'
    'A minute -'
    'All summer -'
    'Oh, shut up,' said Percy the Prefect.
  • 'Welcome!' he said. 'Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you!'
    He sat back down. Everyone clapped and cheered. Harry didn't know whether to laugh or not.
    'Is he - a bit mad?' he asked Percy uncertainly.
    'Mad?' said Percy airily. 'He's a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry?' - Percy, Harry, Dumbledore.
  • 'I'm half and half,' said Seamus. 'Me dad's a Muggle. Mam didn't tell him she was a witch 'til after they were married. Bit of a nasty shock for him.' - Seamus Finnigan.
  • Hermionehung her head. Harry was speechless. Hermione was the last person to do anything against the rules, and here she was, pretending she had, to get them out of trouble. It was as if Snape had started handing out sweets.
  • 'So light a fire!' Harry choked.
    'Yes - of course - but there's no wood!' Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
    'HAVE YOU GONE MAD?' Ron bellowed. 'ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?'
    'Oh, right!' said Hermione, and she whipped out her wand, waved it, muttered something and sent a jet of the same bluebell flames she had used on Snape at the plant.
  • 'Alas! Earwax!' - Dumbledore
  • 'Hope you have - er - a good holiday,' said Hermione, looking uncertainly after Uncle Vernon, shocked that anyone could be so unpleasant.
    'Oh, I will,' said Harry, and they were surprised at the grin that was spreading over his face. 'They don'tknow we're not allowed to use magic at home. I'm going to have a lot of fn with Dudley this summer ...'

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