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| NAME: Jalil NICKNAMES: Ja, J. Flizny, Ja Ra FAMOUS LIKENESS: Dexter Manley (Former Washington Redskin) STORY: I first met this Mt. Vernon native in 1991 as roommates at the University of Pennsylvania. Frequently quiet and reserved on introduction, this "ghetto sage" quickly became both friend and foil in numerous late night debates on sports, politics, and women. A true artist at evading blame, trash talk, and frank conversations about female relations. Original member of the "Fabulous Foursome". Jalil still lives in Mt. Vernon doing something on Wall Street. |
| NAME: Roald NICKNAMES: Lex, Lex T. Luva, The Commish FAMOUS LIKENESS: Thomas "Hitman" Hearns STORY: Penn Alum. My first memory is of studying in my room, and this fool and Ja kicking open my door to talk mess about the Knicks upset of the Bulls in Game 1 of the 1992 playoffs. A brash, opinionated sports fiend out of Brooklyn with a ridiculous vocabulary and a knack for slights (see Saleem Mohammed), we were joined in sports and the "Fabulous Foursome". Currently the Commissioner of our Fantasy Football League, Roald now lives in Atlanta. |
| NAME: Francois NICKNAMES: Frank, 'Cois, Spanky FAMOUS LIKENESS: Ron Jeremy (In his younger days) STORY: Freeman Elementary School Alum. I met Frank in the 5th grade after he had moved to Aurora, Illinois from Montreal, Canada. A young, flatulent clown with an affinity for sports and video games, his wildy outlandish behaviors and older brother quickly became summertime lore . Furthermore, according to Mr. Boudreau, he may be the best foreign-born kickball player in the history of the U.S. schoolyard. An alum of the University of Colorado, Frank now resides in Aurora, Colorado where he is employed as a CPA. |
| NAME: Rashad (Man of Honor) NICKNAMES: Ray J, Ray Ray, Shad, Bootleg FAMOUS LIKENESS: Timbaland STORY: Though Nikki's best friend, since our first meeting, we must frequently be separated for getting along too well. One part Don Juan, one part Don Knotts, and a mama's boy to the core, this District Heights, MD native marries Gucci suave with goofball sensibility interspersed with Eddie Murphy dialogue. A talented musician and University of Maryland dental school alum, Rashad currently scrapes teeth in the Maryland suburbs. |
| NAME: Howard NICKNAMES: Howie, Frenchie, Frenchpiece, That B** Howie, Howie the B** FAMOUS LIKENESS: Dumb Donald (Fat Albert Gang) STORY: Penn Alum. A highly intelligent sports/video game disciple out of Norwalk, CT with a knack for accumulating debt, this could be the most annoying human in existence, and yet his frequent jokes will have you in stitches. Just don't lend him money. Member1995 undefeated DuBois Bowl, 7-on-7, Touch-Football Champion "Untouchables". Graduated from Howard Medical School in 2001, currently training in Radiology in Brooklyn. |
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