tardtender crossing
this is our rad page. or at least we think so. it is just showing you how much of tard tenders we are. if you would like to know the meaning of the tard tender, click here.

uh... ok, we are two STELLAR (<- ha!) girls who are sadly, 14 and 15. we were born in the WRONG generation -- we didn't get to see nirvana play live, we didn't get to see tim curry play in "rocky horror picture show" or john cameron mitchell onstage in "hedwig and the angry inch."

we recently went tanning on di's roof, naked. there was a house that could see us, and tuesday took a picture. you can see the house, and one of jordan naked! however, tuesday censored it. HAHA!
'Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.'
-George Carlin
links:
hedwig and the angry inch
engrish.com
mewing.net
allpoetry.com
Jake Online
PAGES:
Updates and such
Our witty poem(s)
Chicago
Stellar Trannies
Ode to TardTenders
Photos
Our (Jordan's) "Tribute" Page
Because we know you want OUR advice
Quotes!
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