-Myles
'I have braces, I have little tiny boobs, I'm way too tall and my name is Hailey. Doesn't that turn you off?'
-Tuesday
'When in doubt, get chicken chow mein from Sizzling Wok.'
-Justine
'Kiss me, you loser!'
-Dana
'Life is too short to write with cheap pens.'
-Mr. Jimenez
'We didn't lose, we ran out of time.'
-Hilary Walent
'I can win if I cheat!'
-Than
'Condoms are so scary looking. They're like little monsters...lurking.'
-Jordan
'Dorsal? Like a fin?'
-Jordan
'I like pickles. Not only are they like a snack, they're also a beverage.'
-Mike (Tuesday's dad. She titled her journal "Pickles are a Beverage" in tribute to that.)
'It's awesome to be above the birds.'
-Jordan of the Bluffs
'Hey, is 'large passion' a word?'
-Alley
'Hi. Wanna make out?'
-Jordan
'Your hair is like a freakin beehive.'
-Alley
'We don't grope. It's like an ape!'
-Tuesday (When I said this, no one knew what I was talking about. Ack!)
'Turn it off, tardtender!'
-Jordan
'F you, F ball!'
-Adriane
'I love your blabbing, Jordi!'
-Tuesday
'I try not to think.'
-Nick Leksich
'That would work if he was...um...wearing women's clothing.'
-Jordan
'Where would you purchase something like that?'
-Jordan
'Life is not a mythology class.'
-Jordan
'Worthless people are flammable.'
-David
'Long live tiny foreheads!'
-Jordan
'Hey, that's my shoe! Wait a minute, I don't need it...I'm from the Outback! I don't need clothes!'
-Tuesday
"That was a pre-emptive 'It sucks.'"
-Jordan
'Clearly, you were baring your buns!'
-Jordan
'Hailey, my dear girl, ducks don't have lips.'
-Jordan
