-Tuesday
'Thank you for laughing at that.'
-Tuesday
'Never tape a phone to your head.'
-Tuesday
'Heartburn is like love.'
-Jordan
'I have a deadly sternum disease.'
Tuesday
'Quick, feel my buns of steel!'
-Jordan
'Ambitious little bastard, isn't he?'
Isaak (Mr. Heitzeburg)
'They're conspiricizing!'
-Jordan
"We are the best, most masculine, proudest Russian dancers!"
-Hailey
"Don't be afraid! Bees can smell fear."
-Ayumi
"Real men wear red sweatpants."
-Jordan
"Somehow it makes everything funnier when we're naked."
-Jordan
"What, you mean like eunics and stuff?"
-Avery
"I have to go to the bathroom. So just... don't go anywhere cause I'd be really confused."
-Nikki
"Oh, I was going to mention that. What's up with your retarded little lips?"
-Nikki
"These shoes are so wild. I can't even handle it."
-Sharma
"Hey, girls in the hotdog tent!"
-Dale
"Friends don't let friends wear bump hats and polar fleece in public!"
-Jordan
"I wish I had body fat..."
-Riley
"Are they locating the hotdogs?"
-Jordan
"Sunlight is tragic."
-Alley
"The Sex God has landed. Shall we zero in?"
-Tuesday
"Love can be caused by food."
-Tuesday
"Don't say another word or I'll kill you."
-Mr. Embrey-Stine
"Dances with boobies. It's awesome. I love that shirt."
-Sra. Romano
"Jordan, you don't have a penis?!"
-Tuesday
"Mmm...manhood."
-Riley
