Miss Juesday's Advice Column
...because we know you want advice from us.
If you want to ask us a question e-mail it to us at [email protected].
Dear Miss Juesday,
Do you think it's important to hold out for a hero, or will just any old guy do?
-"Curious in Cordova" (AKA, Tuesday's mom)

Dear Curious,
In the end, one must hold out for a hero. All the other ones will do until you find yours. Don't hold it against all the other ones...someday they will find their heroism.
Love,
   Miss Juesday
Juesday~
I'm in need of advice.
It's really not nice
That whenever I talk
I bee-bop and rock
It blows people's minds
Cause I always talk in rhyme!
I can't help myself
I have no mental health
It pisses me off so
That I can't talk like "normo"
See? There I go
It's like I'm always a show!
And people laugh and they frown
Like I'm some nasty clown
Doing this on PURPOSE
Causing all the fuss
Anyway, thanks for advice
This problem REALLY bites!
-Heather the Feather

Dear Heather the Feather,
Oh, dear. You've got quite a talent! However, the face that you cannot control it must be looked at. Perhaps you should keep in the house until you can find someone who can help you.
My dear, my dear,
Oh, never fear!
Your problems fine
You tend to shine.
Just get some help,
Let out a yelp!

Love,
   Miss Juesday
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