Rating: 2.5/5 Stars
Malty Gippon: A Movie About Sex, Drugs and Fags
July 2001
Tom Bennet, Paul McEachern, Dain Carr

This was our first video. It is probably the worst
of all of our video's but we still get a kick out of
watching it. The First five scenes were filmed with
a low budget camera in a room with no windows.
Resulting in darkness. This video also features a
new version of box wars.

Scenes  * Favorites *Filmed By Dain

1. Mr. Thong (Paul)
2. The Exercise Machine (Tom)
3. The Mustang F-1400 (Paul)
4. The Magical Shoes (Tom)
5. Pri - Madonna Tom (Tom)
6. Def Jam Car Racing (Tom)
7. A Trip to the Mall (Paul)
8. Smooth Legs Pt. I (Paul/Tom)
9. Nylon Man: The Movie (Tom/Brett)
10. Smooth Legs Pt. II (Tom)
11. He Said Penis* (Tom/Paul/Dain)*
12. A Real Handicap* (Tom/Paul)*
13. Just Screwin' Around (Dain/Paul)
14. A Short Look at A Garbage Can (Paul/Dain)
15. Another Look at A Garbage Can (Tom/Dain)
16. The Snail Man (Tom/Dain)
17. My Sister + The Purse (Tom/Dain)
18. Bon jour Fishier (Tom/Dain)
19. The Gay YMCA (Paul)
Intermission: Box Wars (re-release) (Paul)
20. Behind the Scenes Stuff (Paul)*
21. We Want You* (Tom/Paul)*
22. Scream! Canary Style (Paul)*
23. Some Mess Ups (Tom)*
24. I'll Suck Your Dick* (Paul/Tom)*
25. Reading Books Pt. I (Tom/Paul)*
26. Reading Books Pt. II (Tom/Paul)*
27. Kill The Canary (Tom/Paul)*

Rating: 4.5/5 Stars
Malty Gippon: More Sex, Drugs And Fags
June 2002
Tom Bennett, Paul McEachern

This is our second release and by far our funniest
ever. We had to resort to filming the movie without
an original cast member Dain Carr. There is no
peticular reason why Dain wasn't in the film, he just
wasn't. This film Was Quite a Bit Shorter then our
last but we think that is a good thing. all filming done
by tripod.

Scenes  *Favorites

1. Pig Fucker (Tom/Paul)
2. Getting Dressed - Uhg!*(Tom)
3. Coca Cola + Dr. Pepper (Paul)
4. Getting Dressed - Crazy Cat (Paul)
5. Baseball Bat in the Ass*(Paul)
6. Rhyming With Tom (Tom)
7. Stevo the Clown (Tom/Paul)
8. I'm the Only Gay Eskimo*(Paul/Tom)
9. Snail Man Pt. II (Tom)
10. Penis...Penis...Vagina (Tom)
11. Fat Man* (Tom)
12. The Penguin Man (Tom)
13. Fuck You (Tom)
14. Spider Man (Tom)
15. Scream* (Paul)
16. Getting Dressed - Aquarius (Tom)
17. Aquarius (Tom)
18. Masturbate (Paul)
19. The Pocket Lady* (Tom)
20. Dumb Shit (Paul/Tom)

Rating: 5/5 Stars
Malty Gippon: The Third Cumming
January 1, 2003
Tom Bennett, Paul McEachern, Dain Carr

By far this is our best film yet. It is so in
credibly excelently done it isn't funny.
Well actaully it is. It's fuckin' hilarious.

Scenes  *Favorites *Filmed by Dain

1. Testing (Tom/Paul/Dain)
2. Dain's Bachelor Party*(Paul/Dain)
3. Taking Off The Helmet (Dain/Tom)
4. Squishing Bugs (Paul)*
5. Smokin' Weed (Paul/Dain)
6. Hitler Pt.I*(Paul/Tom/Dain)*
7. Count Knobula*(Tom)
8. Tae Kwon Do (Tom/Paul)*
9. Chinese Subtitles Pt.I (Tom/Paul/Dain)*
10. Getting Dressed - John Cretien (Tom)
11. John Cretien on Lumber (Tom)
12. KKK (Paul)
13. Weird Shit (Tom)
14. Getting Dressed - Crack Baby (Paul)
15. Crack Baby Dances (Paul)
16. Crack Baby Crashes Into A Wall (Paul)
17. Explaining (Tom)
18. Chinese Voice Dubbing Pt. II*(Paul/Tom/Dain)*
19. No Homework (Tom/Dain)
20. Adam Smith*(Paul/Tom)*
21. Spider Man: The Attack of the Pink Lady (Dain/Paul)
22. Hitler Pt. II*(Paul/Tom/Dain)*
23. Chinese Voice Dubbing Pt. III*(Tom/Paul/Dain)*