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January 30/05 - Well happy fuckin new year! In
november this site celebrated it's two year anniversayr... as well the
Malty Gippon enterprise celebrated it's five year aniversary in October.
I have a confession to make, the fourth instalment of the Malty Gipon series
will never be completed...we've grown tired with the industry, tempers
have soarn, fists have been thrown, and impitance has set in. It is a sad
time for Malty Gippon, the flags are flying half mast this afternoon, as
it seems Malty Gippon will endure what seems to be a permanent hiatus.
No, we are not "breaking up"...but it is time to put down the costumes
& the cameras...brush our teeth, and pull most of the dandylions out
of Dain's ass. Shall there be another Malty Gippon? only Bishnu knows,
and he has eight arms so im not sure which direction he is pointing. But
i will asure you, we shall not die. We will live long and prosperous, we
will live life to the fullest, and devour the worlds remaning stocks of
cottage cheese. So...without tears or sorrow, i am signing off for
the last time (more or less)...yours beautifully...Paul "William H. Macy"
McEachern
July 14/04 - Well the fourth instalment of the Malty Gippon series is near completion. But as we enter the summer holidays, many of us, as well as our staff, need brakes from the every day game. So throughout the summer months we will be reluctant to work further on the project, as we may not be fully prepared or have a full cast. Westill havn't set a release date for the film, we are shooting for a November release but we make no promises. Throughout the summer, although the project is being put on a slight hiatus, we will keep you up to date on the details, such as scene names as well as the title of the new film which we have not decided on yet. June 1/04 - Check out the new Home Page if you havn't already. There are also some new pictures, cheers. May 21/04 - Hey Ladies!
I'm sorry, I know you are all very patiently waiting for the release of
our highly anticipated 4th film still tentatively titled "Malty Gippon
4". But unfortunately the filming and editing process is taking us quite
a while to complete. Since I last posted on 04/06/04 we haven't accomplished
anything new. But if you have followed Malty Gippon over the past to years
you would know that it is always a "work in progress". We are still hoping
to have the film ready for release its summer, and is expecting to have
a running time of approx. 30 minutes. Which seems short, but is still significantly
longer than our previous two releases. We are hoping to release our best
video yet, but our material so far is, sorry to say, not our best. So we
have been taking our time to make sure we release our best stuff ever.
Please bare with us once again as we attempt to make you happy.
April 06/04 - Hello! Sorry I haven't been updating this web site as often as i have in the past, but i guess this way I build up some suspense. Malty Gippon has been hard at work with both the (as yet to be titled) Malty Gippon 4 as well as our debut feature film, "Teen Slasher Flick". Some sad news on the Malty Gippon front...long time but yet part-time member Josh Geissinger will no longer be participating in the fourth Malty Gippon film due to failure to communicate and maintain a working relationship with several other members of Malty Gippon.. The film is about 1/3 complete and Geissinge has yet to play a significant part in the film, so the little he appeared will be stricken from the film and lost forever. If your going to be in our area on Friday, April 9th...you may be able to see Malty Gippon in action. We will be filming out and about, but we aren't gonna tell you where. In TSF (teen slasher flick) news. The script and
screenplay are still in progress and we hope to start filming before the
summer months. This should mark a revolution in independent film making.
Feb 26/04 - Holy Shit! I havn't updated this in forever, but don't worry there's lots to talk about. The as yet to be titled "Malty Gippon 4" is still underway, we have successfully completed two filming sessions. Josh Geissinger has recently dropped out of the filming of "MG4" due to communication problems with several other member sof the group. Paul McEachern's "Apple Juice Studios" is teaming
up with Dain Carr and Kirby Dyck's "DYCCARR Productions" as well as "Dead
Baby Productions" which is owned and operated by Jeremy Dufresne. Together
they will be releaing a new full-lenth film called "Teen Slasher Flick"
just in time for the summer. Click on the task bar for the "DYCCARR" website
or click here.
Dec. 11/03 - Go check out the new Biography section! Dec. 10.03 - More Good News! Josh Geissinger has agreed to partake in the filming of the yet to be titled,4th instalment of the Maltygippon series. We had to bribe him with lots of man sax on the beech, but never the less he's in. So that rounds out the group to 5 of us to make the ultimate movie. Dec. 09/03 - It has almost been half a year since you have received news from the Maltygippon franchise but now the time has come. Maltygippon is back in action. Tom Bennett has agreed to return to the Maltygippon franchise under certain conditions that can not be discussed at this time. The new movie (temporarly) called Maltygippon 4 will comense filming after the new year. The film is currently discussion as we plan to take a more professional approach to this film, unlike our films in the past. There will be a little less improvising and a little mpre planning, which unfortunetly makes for less bloopers but that's ok. We havn't received word if Josh Geisisnger will be joining Paul, Tom & Dain in the new film but a new member has joied them. Kirby Dyck (b. December 16, 1988) is joining the rest of Maltygippon for the upcomming release. Kirby will be doing more "on location" skits rather than our usual skits on a set. The once trio turned quadrio is very excited about the upcoming release and we will keep you posted on any news that comes up between now and the filming. Aug. 17/03 - Well it's been about four months since i've updated this, wow time sure flies. Well like i said Malty Gippon is on a bit of a hiatus tight now so there is nothing new or exciting going on right now. Me and Dain's movie "Napoleon's Last 1 night Stand" was released a long time ago now but i'm just confirming it's release. It's nothign special, we go over the life of Napoleon in about 15 minutes in a somewhat comical way. Our Greatest Hits collection called "Everybody Poo's" was also released some time ago. Actually it was officially released in June after several months of confusion that delayed the release of the video. As for anything new we are not possitive. Malty Gippon will probably not make movie like you have seen in the past. April 15/03 - We have some very exciting news for you. Paul and Dain will be releasing a new video as part of the Malty Gippon series. Originaly a school project they have put an extremely comical twist on the life of Napoleon. the Movie shall be entitled "Napoleon's Last 1 Night Stand". It will be ready for release in May 2003. Feb 13/03 - Last time I updated the site I was full of shit, none of it is true. Malty Gippon will continue to make movies. Josh Geissinger will take over in the absence of Tom Bennett who left earlier this month.Josh has always been asociated with our films but never the Malty Gippon films. Don't expect a new release until later this year (mabey in the summer) as we all have a lot of shit to get together. Still watch for our greatest hits "Everybody Poo's" coming out hopefully next Month. - As Tom Bennett has now officially quit the Malty Gippon franchise we will probably slowly evaporate into thin air. We will move onto other projects and in new directions. Malty Gippon's Everybody Poo's (the greatest hits collection) will be Malty Gippon's final release. I will probably still update the site about once a month just to tell you wats going on. - we have a few George Bush cracks on the home page if you didn't catch them Jan.16/03 - Dain has been bugging me for several days to update the web site so here I am. Just a friendly reminder that Malty Gippon's Everybody Poo's will be out in just over two weeks! If you are wondering where the Santa went from the home page. He took a little visit to the Pictures page. Jan.12/03 - We have decided to change the title of our Greatest Hits video that is going to be out next month. Everybody Poo's is going to be the title. We thaught that the Greatest Hits title is overused and completely un original. Jan. 9/03 - You may have heard some rumors that Malty Gippon is disbanding. Nothing that you have heard is true. We are not quiting but may be taking our films in a diferent direction as all of us have different idea's on what to do next. We are in a bit of a tight spot right now but bare with us! Jan. 1/03 - Holly Shit, the day is finally hear. Malty Gippon: The Third Cumming is finally released. As the presure has built over the past few months we are very exited as one of our finest peices of work yet is being released. Nobody has yet to witness or purches a copy yet so come on down! Dec. 29/02 - I hope Santa Claus was good to you all (enen though we all know he isn't real!). We have a new joke of the week on the home page...so that's good i guess. Life is the shit's...and a Happy New Year. Dec. 25/02 - Well it's Christmas so...Merry Christmas! Check out the picture on the home page if you didn't catch it already. - there is a new picture too! Dec. 23/02 - Happy holidays you dirty Motherfucker! We have two new stories in the Journal section, have fun with those. We hopefully will get the new movie done in time. Dec. 14/02 - As we get closer to christmas we feel it's a time for receiving, not for giving. So we can't possibly receive anything from all of you because your all assholes and wouldn't give us anything any ways. So we are getting in the giving spirit for a change and have added several new page lately, check them out! - Videography, Contests, Sales, Journal. Love them and love them well! Dec 13/02 - Happy
"Friday the 13th" Well it's my favorite day of the year and i'm really
exited because from now on their will be a new Joke on the home page every
week under Joke of the Week.
- We would like to remind everybody that all of our music and our movies are all for sale. Check out the Sales page for details. We would also like to remind you that you can win our new CD for free in the Contests section. These are great stocking stuffers. - I don't know if you noticed but we fixed most of the spelling errors on the site! Dec. 10/02 - The site has a bit of a new look. We hope you like it. Dec. 8/02 - We have now posted the new Videography page. This page picks apart our videos so you can further understand them. - We have decided to push the release of Malty Gippon's Greatest Hits Back a month to February 1, 2003 - Shortly After The Release of Greatest Hits watch for a small "Blooper" tape. It won't be very long but there will still be some good laughs. Suggested for extreme fans. Dec. 5.02 - We have now added the new contest page. This page has different contests for you to get off on. Dec. 2/02 - Tom Bennett has agreed again to join the cast of Malty Gippon. If he tries to escape our clutches again, Dain with remove his genitalia with a small dull knife and a pair of forceps. We will do one more session of filming and call it quits on the new movie. You know when it will be released! Nov. 30.29 - If you want to be part of the Malty Gippon mailing list nd get instant updates when the web site updated send us an e-mail giving us your name and e-mail address. e-mail us at [email protected] - We got a new Picture check it out. Nov. 29/02 - Tom has yet again decided to hold out on the making of the new movie, and were almost done! He claims that all of the stupid shit on the site is about him, and that he pulls most of the weight in the movies. we have already proven him wrong and now we are just waiting for him to say "Good Point". But we are still waiting. - We still haven't received on e-mail on why Aids Came From Monkey's so put your creative minds in gear and start writing. Nov. 25/02 - We are announcing that since we can not place our songs on the internet for download, we mite as well release a CD with all of our best songs. The Cd will contain 10 tracks and we are gonna give it away for free if you send us an e-mail on why Aids came from Monkey's. If we think your answer is perverted enough you get the cd. Simple. - Send us your email at [email protected] Nov. 17/02 - Today is the official release of "Malty Gippon: Editor's Cut". The movie is on sale right now for FREE. As it isn't very long. But you can still get off on it. It is out right in time for the holidays and in bright and shining christmas colors. Check it out in the Video section. - We may be releasing a short christmas skit near christmas time. Watch for it! Check out BUDDHA in the pictures section! Nov. 13/02 - We have decided to release an "Editor's Cut" of the first Malty Gippon. We feel that as we and our viewers mature the old material is getting less funny, it will be released November 17, 2002. So we are not going to change anything, we are just going to take out a few scenes that weren't funny in the first place. - THE THIRD CUMMING is going to be quite a bit longer than the first two films. So you will actually get your money's worth this time. Just Kidding! Nov. 11/02 - the
AUDIO page has now been removed from the site because it never worked in
the first place, Damn Nazi's!!
-The release of GREATEST HITS has been moved back to the new year as we would like to have footage of all three of our movies on it. The release of THE THIRD CUMMING + GREATEST HITS has been set for January 1, 2003!! Yes, we know. We are crazy to release two video's on the same day! Nov. 9/02 - The first taping session of the new video is complete and it couldn't have gone better. Dain Carr has been given more screen time than ever before, and every seen is hilarious. There is another session scheduled for sometime next week. - The Audio + Picture pages are now up and running. I have posted all of our songs up to date including two new songs fresh off the press! Nov. 8/02 - !! Tom Bennett (the comic genius of Malty Gippon) has agreed to re-join the show after agreeing to a constant, steady flow of chocolate chip cookies + cows milk (just like Saskatchewan). The first session of filming (The Third Cumming) will take place secretly in my (Paul) bedroom this evening. - Filming of ASSHOLE has now been put temporarily on hold due to the constant filming Malty Gippon: The Third Cumming, and we have no more room on the video tape. Nov. 6/02 - The production of MALTY GIPPON: THE THIRD CUMMING has been temporarily put on hold because Tom has decided to hold out on his part of the video because he feels that the taping sessions have become stupid and childish. We will continue to tempt him with chocolate chip cookies + milk until he decides to re-join the show. Nov. 4/02 - I (Paul)
have started the official Malty Gippon web site. I am doing this in my
spare time and mostly
- We have decided that the new film will be called MALTY GIPPON: THE THIRD CUMMING! Nov. 3/02 - There
has been a decision that we will start filming a third Malty Gippon throughout
November & December 2002, including the return of Dain Carr. The film
will be ejaculated upon the world early 2003! We are unsure about the name
of the film but it will not be called Malty Gippon 3!
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