January 30/05 - Well happy fuckin new year! In november this site celebrated it's two year anniversayr... as well the Malty Gippon enterprise celebrated it's five year aniversary in October. I have a confession to make, the fourth instalment of the Malty Gipon series will never be completed...we've grown tired with the industry, tempers have soarn, fists have been thrown, and impitance has set in. It is a sad time for Malty Gippon, the flags are flying half mast this afternoon, as it seems Malty Gippon will endure what seems to be a permanent hiatus. No, we are not "breaking up"...but it is time to put down the costumes & the cameras...brush our teeth, and pull most of the dandylions out of Dain's ass. Shall there be another Malty Gippon? only Bishnu knows, and he has eight arms so im not sure which direction he is pointing. But i will asure you, we shall not die. We will live long and prosperous, we will live life to the fullest, and devour the worlds remaning stocks of cottage cheese. So...without  tears or sorrow, i am signing off for the last time (more or less)...yours beautifully...Paul "William H. Macy" McEachern