That's right, on December 27, Ev's Wily Macaroons celebrated its FIRST BIRTHDAY! To honor this event, Ev himself has made massive updates to the site. The year-end extravaganza is a teaser of what is to come within the next year. Thanks for putting up with it all.
Movies
Columnists
Polls
Stage
Photographs
Toons
Tribute
Links
"Moderate Liberal Populist" by Evan O'Connell
ACT's Peter Pan (January 12, 13, 14)
On a Wonderful Day Like Today: The Music of Leslie Bricusse (Until May 2000)
Submit to the New Caption Contest Here!
Billy Barty (1924-2000)
As you can plainly see from my webpage background, I am a true American patriot, a legend, the Ethan Allen of the drooling, semi-catatonic teenyboppers. A lot of things turn me on and turn me off, and this ridiculous travesty of a webpage will dissect my innumerable neuroses and anti-neuroses. Inside you will find an explanation to existence, and discover that Cary Grant in the Devil Incarnate. You will come to the harrowing realization that life is glorious, that the machines are churning to keep us on the hot coals, and that grandfathers eating gooey peanut bars are holy. I embark on a strange and more-than-wonderful journey. Adieu, fair gentlemen. Let nothing ye dismay.
Superego no longer reigns supreme. Although I am still as self-absorbed as before, I'll remain committed to featuring the finest in the underground artists and writers. (It's helpful that everyone on my site is a good friend of mine, making this little egg on the Internet a pleasantly inbred one.) Also, we at Ev's Wily Macaroons, Inc. vow to never detonate nuclear warheads, undermine the American political system, blaspheme Hugh Hefner, or eat raw pork.
