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One of my indentured servants, Craig "Gary Coleman" Leinoff has a half-assed talent for cartooning and such. And I, in all my glorious monarchial condescension, mandated that he do that artwork on the front page (which will soon be likened to Michaelangelo's work on that chapel.) Anyway, I think the zany white boy with a 'fro has proven himself enough to warrant his own little cobwebbed corner of this site. So here it is.... |
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Chris Fracchia sez: "Um...like...Congratulations on the site. Now watch me drop and egg. Let's play phyzzzzzzicks. |
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Leinoff makes the transition from pen and ink to color and the comprehensible to the avant-garde with this piece, "Political Correctness Be Damned." This slippery Injun is caught in a more tender moment, without his hatchet or warpaint or peace pipe or headress as he prepares for a bat feast. Leinoff's brilliance lies in his ability to satirize modern perceptions of ancient, highly-advanced cultures and degrade them to the point of cartoonish farce. |
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So, here's a slightly more smarmy piece. Leinoff, looking a lot like Garry Shandling with an impeccable afro, posing with his diminuitive alter-ego, TV superstar Gary Coleman. I'm kinda tempted to title this one "Black Like Me: The Tortured Relationship of Two Unlikely Soulmates." For more shameless Gary (Coleman, not Shandling) bashing, go here. |
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With the all the zaniness of modern science, I predict that, in a few years, all of us will be preserved heads on cheap metal legs like this. Leinoff will be seen as the Aldous Huxley of the 21st Century for creating such a disturbing vision with such foresight. This is affectionately called "Joey Buttafucco's Head, or the Wave of the Future." |
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Hopefully there will be more masterworks forthcoming...Brace yourselves, I think. |
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Oh, I feel so broken, I wanna go home |
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