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1-26-04
Mood: Spontaneous : - @#$^^%&    (I guess that could be a face?)
Currently Listening to: Head Automatic (in my head...WEIRD COIINCIDENCE?).
          Oh how lovely. It's second semester. Isn't that exciting? SECOND SEMESTER SE--juniors. Oh wait. So the man named Nino has returned, and I am glad to say that I definitely missed her. Although the dreads of group projects and timelines, she's a real cool person?!!! DON'T OBJECT!
         "Isn't it strange that babies are born in the same building that people go to pass away?" Dredg. Awesome. Cool point, how ironic!
         So, the attempt for the Puttin' On the Hits to occur tomorrow was eradicated by the fact that...well...I dont know but I do know I'm awesome. I feel as if I lack the humorous confidence that Tristan once held...but I sure to make up in it with the fact that I have a Y chromosome and all the parts to go along with it ;)
           Well gang, I'm peacing out with my peice out. Hoping for more humorous compelling stories for my next updates....keep in tune kiddos or be damned to whap hell.

1-11-04
Mood: :0 :0 excited!
Currently in: Creative Writing class
         Good Morrow to all. This is Andrea reporting. Representing the class of 2 double 0 sizzle. (That's 2006 for all those non-comprehensiables). Well it appears that this year the dosage of Manino has been quite watered down. Why, you ask? Well, first of all, there are a few of us that don't have Mannino at all. Yes, those would be the dreaded Hudson-ers. Poor them. They will fail in life due to their inexperience of poking fun at the little woman. More will be updated soon, but due to constrictions in space and non-communication with Tristan, I am overwhelmed with the updates. Don't wet your pants kiddos.
          Oh yes, and we all praise Tristan for his awesomeness. There should be a comic book written about him being a superhero. Except. Listening to Britney Spears is a crime. Pictures of me in a bikini will be inputed soon because it was one of the requirements for me to take charge of this webpage.
          Does anybody else think that the R.A.M. picture of the week, at first, looks like a crude drawing of the female organ or of the male secretion? Hm...

7 - 4 - 04
Mood:  :/
Currently listening to:  Britney Spears - Toxic.
          Happy Fourth of July!  I know.  I know.  This site has more than lost forward momentum.  But that will change!  I annouce the construction of a new site made by yours truely.  Not one of them Xanga or other blog sites, but a REALLY cool one.  Cooler than the other side of the pillow.  But Alas?  what will become of the treasured and oh-so-important R.A.M. Page?  it is unknown.  what is known, however, is that it will not dissolve back into the ether that is the internet.  This site will probably be handed down to a upcoming whapper.  Selection will shortly follow.
          Umm... this would probably be the best time to congratulate the class of 2005 for surviving WHAP. 
          This site is seriously so old.  Oh my God is it old.  And its purple!  Has it always been purple?!  What was I thinking?!  *sigh*  Man, what a web desgin faux pas.  Anywho, like I said, I'm going to be making another site soon.  Any ideas?  Email me.

2 - 6 - 04
          Yeaaaaa baybee... I finally remembered about this site.  At this time, all of us are probably out of Mrs. Mannino's WHAP class.  And we're second semester seniors now, so basically, nothing matters much any more.  We are awesome.  Anyways, A LOT has changed.  What's changed?  You tell me... E-mail me your stories since the last update.
          So... tomorrow I'm going to try my hand at skiing, with Jay Cubed (formerly Jay M.).  My last attempt on going down a mountian was on a snowboard.  It was horrible.  I couldn't stay up, my folks kept yelling at me... horrible.  Now, nearly a year later, I'll give skiing a try.  I hear it's a lot easier.  Plus, I'll be skiing with a very experience friend, so that'd be tight.
          Tightest site ever of the day:  The Rap Dictionary!!  www.rapdict.org/terms
          Song of the day:  Incubus - A Crow Left of the Murder.  From their newest album that came out Tuesday, "a crow left of the murder..."  It's a tight album so far.  I'm liking it.  I'd highly recommend it except that I'm afriad that it'll become TOO popular and, in turn, I'd end up listening to pop music.
          Happy 18th Birthday to the following homies...
Liz B. - Tristan's homie.  Tight chick.  Happy B-day liz, and I hope you enjoy your Dance Dance Revolution and all of your Incubus related birthday presents (From me:  New Incubus album and BRANDON BOYD'S DNA!!!).
Jami "Pigeon Shat" H. - Happy B-day... sorry I can't make it to your jam session... I'll be skiing.  But  I'll be there in spirit.
Sara B. - Tristan's Yearbook homie.  She's tight cuz shes say's I'm awesome.  This proves she's smart because she's right.
          Until next time, Tristan.  Hasta la byebye!

8 - 19 - 03
          Damn, I've had a boring summer.  I have still have to read one more book for sumer reading.  School sucks.  I've kept up with my promise to update this site at least once a month.  It's been slacking so E-mail me some tips or stories you would want put up.  Except for Ben, because he is mean.  And by the way, does anybody else think that Donnie Osmond is a horrible show host?  I mean, revamping the 25,000 Dollar Pyramid was a bad idea from the get-go, but to have one of the Osmonds host it?!  That was the topping on the horrible, devestatingly dumb cake. 
          Song of the day:  Weezer - El Scorcho...  that's some old school Weezer!  Thats some prime Weezerfication!
          More update later.

7 - 26 - 03
          Hey folks.  I'm back from my slumbernation for the sole purpose of changing this site around.  It's only about two weeks until my birthday and I've come to terms with my inability to operate a motor vehicle legally.  Yessir, that's right, I am ready to accept the fact that for the next couple of months, I will be known as the chill senior kid that does not drive.  And so goes my life.  If life were a videogame, you can bet that my initials will not appear on the scrolling High Scores list.  I am ready to accept that I am a Screech in a world full of Zachs.  Are you?
          I've came up with another of my engenious plans.  I shall make my own documentary based on my life.  Theres no better character than a cool kid that has no licsence, no car, no job, and no money.  Well, I've got money.  It's gonna be me walking around just videotaping all the goings-on with me, my friends, and school.  It's gonna have a killer soundtrack and include interveiws with all my friends!  So if you see me with a camcorder, make yourself presentable and prepare your self for a barrage of uncommon questions.  It's got drama!  It's got comedy!  It's got real-life problems!  It's got Me!  Well, you might read this and shrug off the idea because it may seem lame, but it's gonna be cool when I finish it.  It's gonna be the shizzle.  Fo' rizzle.


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         R.A.M. is the international organization that was set up to undermine the quasi-evil plans of the semi-evil Mrs. Mannino, the AP World History teacher.  As you may have guessed, R.A.M. stand for Resistance Against Mannino.  The R.A.M.s consist of many of the AP World students.  The uncontested leader is me, Tristan S.  I am aided by many counterparts, all very important cogs in the clockwork that is R.A.M.  Our primary objective is to... umm... okay, so we have no objectives.  We just flock to this engenious website to catch up on current events within the R.A.M.s  community.  The most apparent sign of R.A.M.s dominace is the official R.A.M.s hand-flop and the official R.A.M.s handshake.  Experience the R.A.M. Page.
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